I know I would say this, but I swear You Got Served has aged really well - no one has done a breakdancing movie like this since and it's been 20 years

I wonder how long it will take for Essendon to go without a flag for me to genuinely say "I hope Essendon win a flag this year"

the Google News clickbait tiles are incredible, you have to assume that anything they say is the wildest way you could say something (Ricky Ponting's IPL team didn't offer Steve Smith a contract this season, Warner also didn't get one)

*calls SEN*

Genuinely this is very bad, time to lock away the e-bikes

don't mind if I do

daylight saving is amazing but they should give all parents blackout curtains, I'm not sure how much longer I can make this work at bedtime

Wild how quickly we got used to likes being private over there, I'm back to being careful

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