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anguishedreal.bsky.social
nonchalant bedhead
@anguishedreal.bsky.social
Developer for @Bsky.app

in case you are reading this and don't follow me on the other site already and wanna see more slop frequently follow https://x.com/yuricuckmeister

Block/subskeet = I OWN YOU 💯💯💯
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LOVE DRAGON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!
goodbye 2025 this year has been nothing but filler
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i forgot to say the "I just hit a dog going 70mph" copypasta this year damn it
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
ATLA and Fullmetal Alchemist are qualityslop. Like yeah they're both a well-animated show with great characters and plot and a smartly developed power system and has interesting themes and politics with and a good balance of humor, action, horror and mystery but I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
another Twitter migration is happening here I'd just like to greet all of you recently moving here after the new update before you all inevitably go back in 2 days
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
had to go last-minute christmas shopping and had to step into a gooner anime shop to get my gift (dbz figure ofc)

i had to stare a neckbearded man in the eyes for multiple minutes to keep myself from acknowledging the amount of nsfw shit he had for sale, and i hate eye contact
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
In another life I could've been a Japanese schoolgirl who goes to Karaoke with her lesbian yuri love interest but instead I'm just a normal guy in America and all my guy friends wanna do is play Fortnite, play basketball, and goon ALL FUCKING DAY
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
fuck this google ai bro what the hell is it talking about
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
this is a universal experience for everyone including me
December 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wordle 12/19/2025

mad skill issue if you didn't get it

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December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Did this guy genuinely pull a fucking Culling Games
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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The day people actually start drawing thicker necks on fat people is the day we will ascend to heaven -📢🚃💚
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
new shirt came ^.^
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
you Wokaloid leftist trying to brainwash me with those Mossad agents to make me believe "Nightcore" is a real genre along with making me romanticize Asia
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
just made a complete fool of myself
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Male coworkers I’ve been shipping together say they’re going on a fishing trip together this January YALLLL😭😭 ITS COMING TRUE
a girl with purple hair is holding a piece of paper that says fujoshi intensifiesi on it
ALT: a girl with purple hair is holding a piece of paper that says fujoshi intensifiesi on it
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December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i played hookie too well now my parents gave me some strong medication this is 100% gonna end up not causing any problems tomorrow morning ✌️
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I have successfully wasted 91.5% of this year
a group of people are sitting in a theatre applauding a man in a suit .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a theatre applauding a man in a suit .
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December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This thanksgiving... I'm thankful for Phonk.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Racistbaiting so hard IsraelGPT just sent me 300TB of Mori Calliope almost saying the n word on stream clips
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
worst outfit OAT award??
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Due to recent events, we want to remind everyone that we do NOT want proship/lolisho/“it’s just a drawing” people crawling anywhere near any of our accounts. Get the fuck out of here if any of that applies to you. -🌼🚆🩶
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"ewwww why is it so small”
gomen.
“put some clothes on right now sir this is a grocery store 🤢”
gomen.
“are you mentally deficient??????”
gomen.
“your disgusting”
gomenasai.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Uncomfortably personal sexual anecdotes aren't available, what are you quoting on this skeet?
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Seeing a fat hairy guy in a dress with boundary issues and immediately assuming it's supposed to be a harmful depiction of a trans woman #NoteVeryWokeOfYou
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM