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Angst Harrier
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[Altered boxart for the game Outlander (1993) by Mindscape for the Sega Genesis. Artwork depicts a roadway with a violent armed squad blocking the middle, with explosions, a truck, and a helicopter peppering the background. In the foreground dominating the left side of the shot is a leg, from that of an inflatable frog costume.] [Title] PORTLANDER [Sega Genesis Logo] FROG MENACES [Sega Quality Seal] EXISTENCE IS JUST RESISTANCE
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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[Altered box art for the game Aerobiz (1993) by KOEI] [Artwork depicts a parasitic man in his high rise office, phone in hand, seemingly distracted by a plane flying awfully close to his window] [KOEI logo] WAIT [Game title] Hold on, Bob [Footer] Looks like it's happening again... [Sega Genesis logo] YEAH ANOTHER ONE SO MUCH FOR GOLF TODAY [Sega seal] Why does this keep happening? [Copyright text] you'd think that exploiting nations for labor and resources would have no repurcussions, sheesh
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Reposting this old one for no particular reason.
[Altered boxart for the game Greatest Heavyweights (1993) by SEGA] [Boxart features a roster photograph of various rightwing idiots, one of which oddly has a large red X over one of them] [Sega Sports Logo] FUCK™ THESE DORKS [Genesis Sidebar] PATHETIC™ [Sega Seal] ALPHA? MORE LIKE SUGMA [Sega logo] WEAK™ [Title] GREATEST PANTYWAISTS [two pairs of panties adorn the bottom of the title] [People, in order from top left] Steven 'Butt Chowder' Crowder Ben 'The Dessicant' Shapiro Elon 'Please Like Me' Musk Missing His Meds [Kanye West] Fucker Arseson™ Alex 'Poor But Still A Threat' Jones Little Face [GIANT RED X] Tim 'Has Hair Loss Insecurities' Pool [Flavor text] These So Called 'Alpha Males' Really Fucking Suck Shit For Grifting the U.S. [Ratings box] These Guys Are SCARED Of Things Like Cities, Ethnic People and Independent Women What Losers!
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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it's been a while. I'll be blunt, I'm not in an ideal place in my life right now and it's been really keeping me down. no employment, no income, marriage issues, mental health drain. I'm surprised I'm still standing here.

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[altered box art for the game ToeJam & Earl Panic on Funkotron (1993) for the Sega Genesis] [logo] Torment & Ennui is COLLAPSE OF ALL MEANING [genesis sidebar] GRIEVOUS [sega seal] I JUST SIGH AND YET I PERSIST [sega logo] SORE [ratings box] NGL, I'M PRETTY SAD AND COULD USE SOME SUPPORT
September 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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[Image of an 80s era looking advertisement for a boombox. With a girl smiling and moving to the music while a night lit New York city horizon is behind her] Tax the Rich? No you misheard me. I said let's round up all the billionaires and livestream their disembowelment. I don't want their money. I want their kidneys slung over my rear-view mirror like a pair of dice.
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Worn looking poster of LA burning in the background, and Luigi of Super Mario fame in an action pose, looking angry with righteous rage. Text: "Never say that it's the best we can do. You just don't want to do any better..."
July 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Parody magazine cover of an early 90s era GamePro. Cover depicts a wall of flames during a riot, while Sonic the Hedgehog is reclining in a chair in the corner, wearing shades and sipping on a lemonade while listening to some JG Thirlwell tunes. [Header] SHIT • MIGHT • SUCK • BUT • YOU • CAN • MAKE • IT • BETTER AngstPro #1 HATER OF HATERS -Society Is Breaking Down?! Sonic sez that's FUCKING RAD -Go Riot in The Streets! Commit to Some Direct Action! Donate to Organizations! Throw a Brick! Vote in Progressives! Join a Union! Tell a Cop to Eat Shit! Cyberbully a Politician! -Or Just Chill And do drugs or make some stupid memes or something, I don't fucking care! [UPC Code] Volume 6, Number 9 - $4.20 US / $6.66 CAN
July 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Worn picture of This Old House founder and star, Bob Vila. Bob is in the bottom left corner, smiling pleasantly. Background consists of a photo of a typical garden hose cut up into multiple five inch segments, while having multiple nails driven thru them. Ensure there's at least four nails in opposing directions to help ensure stability. "To help prevent ICE from forming on your roads, use some simple household materials and spread them around." -Bob Vila
June 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Box art for the Sega Genesis game "Barney's Hide & Seek Game" (1993) Artwork depicts Barney and friends frolicking in a front yard. Barney is smiling with those big ass teeth and holding a red balloon. Sega logo: RIOT Title text: Let's All UNITE & K[OBSCURED]L THEM Genesis sidebar: OPULECIDE Sega Seal of Quality: SINK THEIR YACHTS WITH THEIR CORPSES Rating label: DDD - Make Them Pay For Their Crimes
April 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Picture of a CD-ROM. Artwork is in the style of 90s multimedia clip-art featuring a tiger in a jungle setting. Text reads (from top to bottom): Fuck Work - GET-HIGH STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PROFIT WOW! TOTAL AUTONOMY! Create Something Cool For Yourself & Others
April 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Original box art in the style of Tandy Color Computer cartridges. Artwork features minimalist blue background and text and artwork with a stylized drop shadow. Art in center is clip art of a grassy valley with a skull wearing a top hat on the ground. Text reads: TRUE FACT - DEAD BILLIONAIRES ARE HARMLESS - REALLY SUCKS - THAT-THEY - WALK AMONG THIS EARTH - CAT NO. 69-420
April 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Picture of Carl Sagan looking boss as fuck in a red turtleneck. Overlaid stylized text in a metal-chromatic fashion reads, "EAT SHIT, ELON"
February 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Altered flyer for the arcade game Double Dragon 3 (1990) by Technos HEY ASSHOLE! SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR BIGOTRY! THAT'S NAZI SHIT AND NAZIS GET DEEP SIXED! ©2023 Angst Harrier Go take some history classes you dumb motherfuckers!
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Altered box cover art for the NES game The Untouchables (1989) by Ocean Software Box art is a take on the movie poster of the same name. Faces altered to notable asshole billionaires who appeared at the recent inauguration, with nazi shitscum Elomg taking front and center, and Trompf's face looking wet as ever taking up the background Ocean logo: assholes® Licensed by Nintendo: DIDN'T THINK THINGS WOULD GET THIS Goddamn FUCKING STUPID SO QUICKLY LOL® Game Title: THE UNFUCKABLES™ Nintendo Seal: All of These Billionaires® Must Fuck Off & Die Copyright text: IT'S BARELY THE BEGINNING OF 2025 TOO HOLY SHIT ANG-420
January 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Modified cover of Aero the Acro-Bat (1993) by Sunsoft for the Sega Genesis Cover depicts Elon Musk being launched out of a cannon in a circus tent. His t-shirt sports the words DUMB SHIT in a stencil font. Logo: ELON THE ASS-HAT™ Sunsoft logo: STUPID® Official Sega seal: THIS JACKHOLE - RUINS - EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES Sega Genesis logo: LETS - PROPEL - HIS ASS HIGH INTO THE AIR Copyright text: AND SEE HIM HIT THE GROUND AND WE CAN CHARGE $5 A HEAD TO WATCH IT'LL KICK ASS
January 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Altered box art for the game Zoom! (1990) for the Sega Genesis Cover depicts a cartoonish egg shaped gormless creature sporting Mark Zuckerberg's offputting mug YOUR WEBSITE FUCKING SUCKS WET SHIT ZUCK!™ AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT MUSK? INSTEAD ALL YOU TECHBRO JAGOFFS ARE KOWTOWING TO A CHEESEBURGER ADDERALL GOLEM
January 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Altered cover of Heavy Nova (1991) for the Sega Genesis. Cover features a headshot of a giant mecha in space with a planet backdrop. Text: Genesis logo: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY Title: CHEVY NOVA Sega seal: It was a HAND ME DOWN from my step dad Publisher/copyright logo & text: Muffler's gone - It fell off at the Wendy's drive-thru and I couldn't get it back because I was in a hurry 8 Mega-Bit Seal: Can I borrow your jumper cables - 12 Miles per gallon - On a good day
January 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Altered cover for Mario Lemieux Hockey (1991) for the Sega Genesis. Cover features a hockey player with the number 666 and Luigi Mangione's face poorly pasted over it, LOOK I TRIED OKAY? Sega Genesis logo: YEAH BILLIONAIRES EATING BULLETS I FUCKING LOVE IT Official Sega seal: THE TIME IS NOW Title: LUIGI MANGIONE IS A GOD DAMN HERO (the O in HERO is stylized as a hockey puck)
January 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I think my copy is rare or something
Parody cover for Shove It! ...The Warehouse Game (1990) developed by NCS for the Sega Genesis. Artwork features a man in a warehouse shoving a crate while a thought bubble above his head shows him thinking about women, cars and riches. Title text reads, "Fuck it! ...This Job Sucks Anyways" Top text with Genesis logo, "This is what capitalism promised me?" Footer copyright text, "I will quit and then take drugs and make lots of stupid art and people will love me you'll see, fuckers." DreamWorks Publisher logo, "UnionizeWork"
January 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Image in the American Sega Saturn box art style depicting JFK getting assassinated in the game "JFK Reloaded" YeaSorry BABE That tonight is Virtua TOP But I gotta speedrun JFK in under 0.406
December 14, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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Rune Walsh from Phantasy Star 4 standing in a desert. Text overlaid reads: Hey is your name Phart? Because you sound like an ASSHOLE TALKING HOT SHIT behing my back
December 9, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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Altered box art for Strider (1991) for the Sega Genesis Artwork depicts some Americanized jingoistic dork in spandex swinging a stupid sword while some gormless goons loom in the background Genesis Logo: GROSS - A LUMPY FART - ALL UP IN MY PANTS HOW FUCKED 8 Mega Seal: 8 TIMES I'VE SHAT Sega Seal: It must be that Taco Bell I had for lunch Strider logo: SHIDDED
December 6, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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Altered box art of Chase H.Q. II (1992) for the Sega Genesis Artwork depicts a carnage of trucks and cars colliding together on a freeway Genesis Logo Text: The big event of the year is here! Title: TOYOTATHON Sega seal: Hurry your fat ass down! TAITO logo: TOTALED Copyright text: Forget everything else right now - You seriously need to get in on this 1.9% APR
December 1, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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Parody box art in the style of 70s era Atari 2600 games. Artwork depicts a massacre of natives with blood seeped into the painting. Title text: Be thankful your ancestors weren't indigenous 400 years ago. Boy that would suck wouldn't it? You wouldn't have * Been force fed * Some bullshit hallmark story * in school Modified Atari logo in corner reads ANGST Copyright text: Just one of MANY topics to bring up at the dinner table this year. Serial number: 1621 LIE
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Modified boxart for Barkley Shut Up And Jam! (1994) for the Sega Genesis by Accolade Cover features action photo of Charles Barkley performing a titular 'jam' Title changed to: Barles Charkley Ate My Balls! Accolade sports logo changed to feature Mr. T flexing and reads: ATE MY BALLS WEB RING Sega logo changed to: PITY Genesis sidebar: BALLS FOOL! Sega seal: DAMN THEM BALLS IS GOOD! Bottom copyright text: I'M SORRY IF YOU DON'T GET THIS ONE I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE LIKE BACK WHEN THE SPACE JAM WEBSITE FIRST WENT UP Rating seal: Rated by YTMND - OLD And Outdated Internet Memes - All Your Base
November 28, 2024 at 1:48 AM