angryteacher.bsky.social
@angryteacher.bsky.social
Student: Why can't I just use #Chatgtp to write my essay?
Me: Can you lift 500kg with your own arms or would you use a forklift?
Student: Forklift
Me: So would you say "I can lift 500kg" or would you say "I can use a forklift"?
Student: *angry stupid noises #teacherlife #ai
#sixseven #skibidi
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Anyone out there please can you tell me wtf they talkin bout? I'm a positive, pro life guy who never dreamed of spewing up a nice meal to stay thin. What I Do?
#censored
#huh
#noidea
#suicideisbad
#anorexiaisbad
#israelisbad
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy October 7th. Let's all agree that the death of 1200 colonisers is better than the death of 64000 humans.
##HappyOct7
##FreePalestine
October 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When you're watching #alienearth and you have the annoying feeling you've seen that guy somewhere before...
#adrianedmonson
#theyoungones
#shitchatgtp
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I feel sorry for the #meatmaster girlfriend. You can see her more worried about keeping him balanced than anything else. Manchild who never learned to regulate his emotions. Imagine living with this guy? #mkr
September 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I continue to buy magnets from temu without knowing why. Did my mum take panadol? #autism
September 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I was raised to understand that you boo the bad guy in a pantomime. Booing your opponent in a match was just bad sportsmanship. When did we become such a nation of insecure little racist homophobic cunts?
#adelaide
#crows
#losers
#itsoktobegay
#collingwood
September 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Block. The Voice. Survivor. Remember when Aussie commercial TV wasn't just fake reality?
#TheBlockAU
#SurvivorAU
#TheVoiceAU
#AustinABC
#ThePirateBay
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
#taylorswift can get stuffed. No way would she last a day as an English teacher. We don't even get supplies, let alone a private jet.
#fucktaytay
#teacherlyfe
#getarealjob
August 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I just love taking the kids to an innocent comic book movie in the school holidays.
#FuckBoravia
#IStandWithSuperman
#StopTheGenocide
#FuckWonderWoman
#FreeJarhanpur
July 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Can we all just acknowledge that yeah it is WW3? With ukraine, russia, usa, israel, iran and palestine, we have to say yeah. Five countries, including 2 big ones from last time. That makes it a sequel now
#imcallingit
#ww3
#itson
#bringonthenukes
June 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
After living without a kitchen for so long, I cannot over-estimate the sheer cathartic joy that comes from finally getting the new one finished. #Kitchengasm
June 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Someone would invite Tim Winton, and everyone would be asleep by morning tea.
June 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The burning question that I want answered is: how did it taste?
#beefwellington
#deathcapmushrooms
#murder
#badcooking
June 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Very happy to celebrate *checks notes* Living in Western Australia this weekend. It's a great day to have off work thanks King Charles for having a birthday whenever tf it was prolly next week when sydney an melbs has a holiday?
#monarchyforever
#happybirthdayWA
#dayoff
June 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
At least this stupid, nonsense, and totally welcome long weekend has reminded me we make good music in #WA #westernaustralianmusic #eskimojoe #littlebirdy #thestems #spotify
June 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The biggest father's day scam in the world: BBQ Tools. Always designed for aesthetic rather than function. #bbq
June 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I have been a horticultural professional for over 20 years but I was today years old when I learned that chives and spring onions are not the same thing #gardening
June 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Why the fuck are Australians wearing unironic moustaches again? Just fuckin stop it ok?
May 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
May 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I do my #quietquitting by making a meme about anyone who pisses me off at work and then printing them out to pin it up in my cubicle.
#quietriot
#fightthepower
#teacherlife
May 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Unpopular Australian opinion: Nicole Kidman is not a bad actor, but she's not a great one. Mid.
May 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Imagine #Labor vs a new coalition? The Green Liberal National Party. I've just registered the trademark.
#TheGreenLiberalNationalparty
##auspol2025 ##auspol
May 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gardeningaus.bsky.social why can't I watch abc iview on my PS5?
May 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I put in a warm fuzzy for someone at work. They pick one out weekly to win a prize.The ass-principal read mine out, noted my spelling. To the whole school morning tea. So to point out some home truths: I'm a fucking English teacher, you mean cunt. I make the fucking rules.
#perth
#teacherlife
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM