Salamander Baby MPA
@angryparakeet.bsky.social
I’m here for urbanism, Indianapolis, transit, and fish.
It’s giving the love child
Of an A-10 and an osprey.
Of an A-10 and an osprey.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It’s giving the love child
Of an A-10 and an osprey.
Of an A-10 and an osprey.
I live in Indiana. Your argument is invalid.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I live in Indiana. Your argument is invalid.
God I met a trans man who as a devout Anglican once.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
God I met a trans man who as a devout Anglican once.
Legal positivity is great!
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Legal positivity is great!
Why can’t grok just say nice things about me, and tell me to have a nice day?
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Why can’t grok just say nice things about me, and tell me to have a nice day?
It’s always unsettling to fly Allegiant.
But I keep doing it.
But I keep doing it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s always unsettling to fly Allegiant.
But I keep doing it.
But I keep doing it.
Deep cuts. Sea urchins are the real bigots.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Deep cuts. Sea urchins are the real bigots.
Buddy wait till you find out about the giraffes.
Nobody tell Alex Jones.
Nobody tell Alex Jones.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Buddy wait till you find out about the giraffes.
Nobody tell Alex Jones.
Nobody tell Alex Jones.
The man likes Rogue One clearly. His word is law.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The man likes Rogue One clearly. His word is law.
I just want: shoes on, speakers off on electronic devices.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just want: shoes on, speakers off on electronic devices.
My Swedish grandmother’s cooking was bad but it didn’t look this bad.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My Swedish grandmother’s cooking was bad but it didn’t look this bad.
Cover the earth in mirrors.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Cover the earth in mirrors.
Photons are the petroleum of the sky.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Photons are the petroleum of the sky.
My dad too was excited about the McRib again.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My dad too was excited about the McRib again.
Fine give everyone SNAP, LIHEAP (year round), Medicaid, HCV, and everyone with a baby WIC and TANF who falls under those “guidelines.”
Fuck it we ball. Highly segmented supplemental UBI that’s highly inefficient. The American Way.
Fuck it we ball. Highly segmented supplemental UBI that’s highly inefficient. The American Way.
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Fine give everyone SNAP, LIHEAP (year round), Medicaid, HCV, and everyone with a baby WIC and TANF who falls under those “guidelines.”
Fuck it we ball. Highly segmented supplemental UBI that’s highly inefficient. The American Way.
Fuck it we ball. Highly segmented supplemental UBI that’s highly inefficient. The American Way.
It’s a secret third thing.
Tropical disease fest with guns.
Tropical disease fest with guns.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s a secret third thing.
Tropical disease fest with guns.
Tropical disease fest with guns.
And I wish my walk on role would end so I could go home to a real country
With healthcare and stuff.
With healthcare and stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
And I wish my walk on role would end so I could go home to a real country
With healthcare and stuff.
With healthcare and stuff.
Bro just get the Sudafed 12 hours and slam those bad boys on a schedule.
The cold going around fucking sucks.
The cold going around fucking sucks.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Bro just get the Sudafed 12 hours and slam those bad boys on a schedule.
The cold going around fucking sucks.
The cold going around fucking sucks.
Sounds like the signs of a healthy economy.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sounds like the signs of a healthy economy.
I want some kind of boundary between me and Ohio. There needs to be limits to these things.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I want some kind of boundary between me and Ohio. There needs to be limits to these things.
You do however, need a crime cart.
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You do however, need a crime cart.
I’ve ridden the bus for years lol. I’ve seen shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’ve ridden the bus for years lol. I’ve seen shit.
1.75 a ride, the entertainment value is priceless.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
1.75 a ride, the entertainment value is priceless.
Excuse me sir. Indiana is better than Ohio. We don’t have the disgusting blight that is OSU.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Excuse me sir. Indiana is better than Ohio. We don’t have the disgusting blight that is OSU.