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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally
@angrypaladin.bsky.social
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Bookworm, Gaymer, Metalhead, Sci-Fi Enthusiast.

You can find my MMO Main Character at https://ser-rivi.carrd.co

(Married to @blackmetalbarbie.bsky.social)

I DO NOT ENGAGE WITH MAGA.

Please ask before DMing.

Psalms 109:8
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angrypaladin.bsky.social
Actually, yes.

End of the closing credits had a big Desilu splash screen, as shown below.
A Desilu splash screen taken from Star Trek: The Original Series' ending credits.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
A green field with a black frame. On the field, written in white text, it says, "If you are National Guard or active duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional Rights of U.S. Citizens, this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. 877-447-4487"
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
More like, "sleeping IN the couch," y'all....
Three photos of a woman with dark hair wearing a maroon turtleneck and slacks. Caption reads, "Interesting. Usha Vance minus a wedding ring yesterday at Camp Lejune." Caption for repost reads, "Is JD sleeping on the couch?"
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
A snip of a post wherein Nick Adams asked, "If President Trump called you right now... what would you say to him?" The original post contains a photo of Donald J. Trump holding a telephone receiver. Governor Newsom Press Office responded to the tweet with, "Quiet, piggy."
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
Teehee.
A photo of Barron Trump asking, "Dad, how did you meet Mom?" A photo of Donald J. Trump responding, "STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN."
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
FULL. STOP.
A black field, on which the following is written in white text: "A 5-year-old is a child. A 10-year-old is a child. A 12-year-old is a child. A 15-year-old is a child. A 17-year-old is a child." Beneath, in red text, is written, "If you don't agree, you should be on a government watchlist."
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
My beautiful wife, @blackmetalbarbie.bsky.social, made this AMAZING meme, and I feel the need to share!
An older white woman with blonde hair in a floral dress, a young white man in a black suit with a white shirt and red tie, and an older white man in a blue suit, white shirt, and red tie.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
Oh, man. My wife has been smoking these pork loins all day...

Just a couple more hours...mrph.
Two slabs of meat smoking in a meat smoker.
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
\o/

I helped! For those of us that only read English:
Know your right to protest sign, translated from Cantonese to English by google translate.
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
Just saw this...guessing they rebranded the candy sticks just for you, 💙
A pile of blue powder with a white, oblong stick on top. Etched in the stick are the words, "Lik-a-Stix"
October 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
A photoshopped image of JD Vance holding a balloon-Trump by the neck. Text from Governor Newsom Press Office above reads, "POOR DONNY & VANCE, BORN WITHOUT BRAINS, HEARTS, SPINES, OR HUMAN FACES. (SAD.) SINCE I AM AMAZING (MANY SAY "BREATHTAKING") I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A GOOFY VP, HOLDING YOUR BALLOON BOSS BY HIS FEMALE ORGAN. BUT IT'S MAKING EVERYONE DRY-HEAVE. PLEASE STOP. --GCN"
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
Kash Patel's official White House Photograph, with the name "FBEYEBALLS" emblazoned across his chest in black-shadowed white block text.
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
I am here, my King.
A snipped image from a video game of a pale woman with blue and green hair, in a light green dress. She's wearing open-toed black thighboots and has blue pixie wings.
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
A photo of an analog clock. A modern depiction of Jesus Christ watches the brass timepiece on a polished wood backing. The caption reads, "Jesus Christ would you look at the time"
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
All these wonderful people who deign to talk to lil ol' me! I love you!
@angrypaladin.bsky.social 's skircle, profile images on a red field with the address 'skircle.me' in the upper left.
October 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
Flav, I made a helpful graphic some time ago, which I will repost here so you and your followers can use it when people get confused! Everyone is free to share this!
A black field on which is written, in bright red, bolded comic sans, "IT'S THE GUNS."
October 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
I will once again refer to a helpful graphic I made some time ago, for anyone who's confused. Feel free to share!
A black field, on which is written in bright red comic sans, "IT'S THE GUNS."
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
One with makeup, that makes two this year!
September 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
Borrowed from Jax (@jacqueline321.bsky.social) but cropped because I don't want to murder baby angels.

Kidding, dear. ;)

Also added owners and dog names to Alt text for fun. :)
Title at the top reads, "World Leaders And Their Pet Dogs." The rest is divided into four cells. The top left cell depicts President Joe Biden and his dog, Major. The top right depicts President George W. Bush and his dog, Barney. In the lower left is President Barack Obama with Bo. The bottom right cell depicts Vladimir Putin and Donald J. Trump.
September 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
Any time someone challenges me on this, I point to this meme. Always.
An image of a headline that reads, "Highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."
September 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
Unfiltered AND without makeup!

45.
September 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
I have created a helpful graphic for those who are confused.

Also, we want to see the #PedoFiles.
September 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
I have created an easy graphic for people to refer to if they are confused.
September 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
angrypaladin.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM