Kari Maaren
@angrykem.bsky.social
Author of 𝘞𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 (Tor 2017) and 𝘐𝘵 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 (webcomic). Plays many musical instruments and takes pictures of every bird. She/her.
Being a good translator is having the bravery to translate "Hwæt" as "Bro."
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Being a good translator is having the bravery to translate "Hwæt" as "Bro."
Yep...I'm definitely familiar with these!
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yep...I'm definitely familiar with these!
I want to turn this into an aria in a tragic opera.
"I could smell the onions and mustard!
The onions!
The mustard!
In my nose, the smell of the onions!
Oh, the onions!
Oh, the mustard!
Oh, I could smell, I could smellllllllllll...
Them both!"
"I could smell the onions and mustard!
The onions!
The mustard!
In my nose, the smell of the onions!
Oh, the onions!
Oh, the mustard!
Oh, I could smell, I could smellllllllllll...
Them both!"
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I want to turn this into an aria in a tragic opera.
"I could smell the onions and mustard!
The onions!
The mustard!
In my nose, the smell of the onions!
Oh, the onions!
Oh, the mustard!
Oh, I could smell, I could smellllllllllll...
Them both!"
"I could smell the onions and mustard!
The onions!
The mustard!
In my nose, the smell of the onions!
Oh, the onions!
Oh, the mustard!
Oh, I could smell, I could smellllllllllll...
Them both!"
This was right in the middle of a pond. It actually propelled itself into a standing position ON THE WATER, probably almost entirely via the power of its fury.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This was right in the middle of a pond. It actually propelled itself into a standing position ON THE WATER, probably almost entirely via the power of its fury.
"Don't you f*cking make me f*cking come the f*ck over there, you f*cking f*ck!"
In my mind, Pied-billed Grebes get extra sweary when you aggravate them into standing up on their awkward little legs.
In my mind, Pied-billed Grebes get extra sweary when you aggravate them into standing up on their awkward little legs.
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"Don't you f*cking make me f*cking come the f*ck over there, you f*cking f*ck!"
In my mind, Pied-billed Grebes get extra sweary when you aggravate them into standing up on their awkward little legs.
In my mind, Pied-billed Grebes get extra sweary when you aggravate them into standing up on their awkward little legs.
LET THE GNOME PUNS COMMENCE
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
LET THE GNOME PUNS COMMENCE