Which one of you is this??

While we’re at it… don’t look directly at me today either. 😤
#eclipse #solareclipse

Take the warning labels off of everything and let Darwin handle it. 🙌🏽
#funny #darwinaward

Raise hell praise Dale.

I am TRYING to be this high… #indica

Twitter never disappoints. #Oppenheimer #funny

🥺 Okay this is adorable. #snake #fyp #cute

Daily checklist:
Work 🚫
Shid ✅
Shower ✅
Yell at kids from my porch ✅
Enjoy retirement ✅
Tell at least 4 “back in my day” stories at the coffee shop ✅

#retired #fyp #Grandpa

Man… imagine what that squirrel was thinking when he dropped his acorn and saw the chaos unfold.

#acorn #fyp