Thought he was supposed to be everywhere.

Only in the US though.

Receiving you loud and clear, Steve.

A vast amount of nasi goreng. And I mean vast. A dozen or so portions are in the freezer and we had a big helping for dinner.

🤪 jk. Thanks for letting me know. I’ve been too busy cooking to even look.

No, I’m not. Now I’m sulking.

If you want to post screenshots of this so that people we both follow will see what’s going on it’d be pretty decent of you. I’ll give you a character reference if Immigration come knocking and everything. 😘

We’ll just see if they get round to reading it before I’m old and dead.🤣

A palaver of monumental proportions and turd-like odour. But at least now I could log out, log back in, get told I’m suspended and start an appeal explaining that I only did it as a makeshift SOS. Or for lulz until the problem fixed itself. So ball’s in their court now.

Related to me Twitter-being-bloody-useless problems, I think. The support options didn’t really cover my non-existent notifications issue and kept sending me round in circles, but I think my series of joke tweets about Elon got flagged as spam, which means now I can actually contact them about it.

Yeah. Not sure how many tweeps I know are here yet.

Yes and no. I’m only on it in the made-sure-I’ve-got-my-usual-username-and-then-buggered-off-again. It feels like an Instagram with the emphasis on text rather than images, and I don’t spend a lot of time on Insta because of the randomness of the feed. It’s like For You on Twitter.😝

It’s ok. I happen to know there are no immigration officers on here yet.