#PUTHETHECHRISTBACKINJESUSCHRISTONACRUTCH

Yeah, but do they have a #3??

Y'all can argue about #DieHard until your face falls off and I honestly DGAF either way, but what I DO care about is what kind of foreign actors are pushing the narrative that this kind of salute is ok. WTF? Open hand facing outward and covering most of your forehead?
TERRIBLE.

I got my wife to do the “paint your spouse” thing. Oddly, this is exactly how I see myself, so, oddly very good.

I need some friends. I wish Gen X still rode around the neighborhood in packs. Finding buddies was easier back then.

I think Alaska Air owes me some money.

The perfect #reddit comment doesn’t exi…

New #pope

Called it

Fucking called it. #redlightsaber

Wife out of town for the week, so doing whatever I want. Smoke up & just vibe by the #solo while stumbling onto “Zapp and Roger” & lemme tell ya their top songs on #Apple Music are the perfect evening soundtrack. I find a song I like, & go through layers of suggested artists until picking @ random.

The wife left for a girls trip for a week and change. I’ve already mowed the lawn, fixed a bunch of stuff and pressure washed the garage, which led to my pressure washer exploding. I’ve nothing left to do so now I’m thinking about how to mount a TV to the hammock stand.

Check out this police-avoiding genius.

There is no way in hell this MFer doesn’t own a red lightsaber.

My first concert followed by two more of the best band that ever banded and should henceforth be given their rightful place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. @deadmilkmen.bsky.social LEGENDS

This year’s work shirt #SuperBowl challenge result. (I give myself about twenty minutes to grab a work shirt, run down to the basement and design/paint a shirt for the Super Bowl) go CHIEAGLES! #NFL

What I tell my wife before bed every evening