AngryPenguin
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Favorite team: Pittsburgh Penguins. Player: Ron Cey. Band: Fleetwood Mac. Villain: The Penguin. In solidarity with my brothers and sisters on Heard and McDonald Islands. Penguins of the World Unite!
I for one am shocked to hear this.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I for one am shocked to hear this.
It seems like it'd make for a highly enjoyable SNL skit if nothing else.
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It seems like it'd make for a highly enjoyable SNL skit if nothing else.
Can you imagine Earl Weaver, Billy Martin or Lou Piniella doing in game interviews?
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Can you imagine Earl Weaver, Billy Martin or Lou Piniella doing in game interviews?
The doctor had tears in his eyes and he was saying Sir, this is just amazing!
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The doctor had tears in his eyes and he was saying Sir, this is just amazing!
They have all this hateful racist shit on their car and then they're too scared of something to spell the word "Fuck" correctly.
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They have all this hateful racist shit on their car and then they're too scared of something to spell the word "Fuck" correctly.
"Well, let's see, I don't have herpes. My girlfriend thought I'd given it to her, but I tested negative and then she figured out it was from some other guy she was sleeping with."
October 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Well, let's see, I don't have herpes. My girlfriend thought I'd given it to her, but I tested negative and then she figured out it was from some other guy she was sleeping with."
Back when Rortvedt played for the Twins my joke was that his last name was Dutch for "where rallies go to die." Apparently that joke hasn't aged well.
September 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Back when Rortvedt played for the Twins my joke was that his last name was Dutch for "where rallies go to die." Apparently that joke hasn't aged well.
You don't have a Rapture bag prepacked with essentials?
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You don't have a Rapture bag prepacked with essentials?
Decades really
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Decades really
If Elizabeth writes about golf as well as she writes about music, I'm going to start reading about golf.
August 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If Elizabeth writes about golf as well as she writes about music, I'm going to start reading about golf.
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I was thinking Saturday, but I get your drift
July 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I was thinking Saturday, but I get your drift
Probably leaves hair all over the place too, like my roommates.
June 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Probably leaves hair all over the place too, like my roommates.
I can't believe how quickly we've reached that point. It feels like a little over two weeks ago I was thinking we had a solid chance for a wildcard spot if not a shot at the division.
June 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I can't believe how quickly we've reached that point. It feels like a little over two weeks ago I was thinking we had a solid chance for a wildcard spot if not a shot at the division.
He sure likes to brag about his equipment a lot
June 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He sure likes to brag about his equipment a lot
Or clean up vomit!
June 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Or clean up vomit!