No wonder he and Trump partnered for a while. They're possibly the two least empathetic people alive today.

Unreal prioritization. Contrast it with today's picture

Get the sharpie ready

He's a sidler

I hated how many non-strikes Glavine and Maddux got, but that game was something else.

That look on JD Smithers's face is priceless. "I hope he'll draw a picture of me someday"

Karma karma karma karma karma Con-cuss-i-on at 0:37.

Damn, It's already pending sale. Nothing speaks class quite like a study under the watchful eye of a dog who's been promoted to officer.

He 100% wants another 9/11. The GWB bump in approval ratings was enormous. He can use that to do whatever he wants here or overseas.

If her family voted for Kamala, they were one of the few to do so in that county. Gross

I know everyone thinks that's a blood vessel on the side of his head, but I'm going with brain worm. Definitely in fashion for this cabinet. Fuck Stephen Miller with a rusty nail.

Given their motto as a Leader in Packaged Meats, they're just advocating for safe sex

Glad the "press corps" is consistent on what constitutes acceptable attire in the White House. We need a villain roster for each of these douches. Pool is the faux hipster spouting absolute garbage in a serious tone. These two are the resident tweedle-dumb and tweedle-dumber:

Did somebody say belly rub?

There are only two legitimate reporters in Trump's opinion, these two:

I'm sure these two have an unbiased opinion on it.

A classic from Someecards