R. Burris, Degenerate Extraordinaire
@angiesdork.bsky.social
Former excommunicated space pope of X
Pronouns are he/him/jackass
Pronouns are he/him/jackass
Lettuce all admit that this guy was no bologna.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Lettuce all admit that this guy was no bologna.
What's the over-under on when a guy. Has to go to the ER with one of these stuck on his unit?
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What's the over-under on when a guy. Has to go to the ER with one of these stuck on his unit?
Hang on, I've got that site bookmarked.
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hang on, I've got that site bookmarked.
No longer will we be allowed to open carry any and all sandwiches.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
No longer will we be allowed to open carry any and all sandwiches.
Or....
Now hear me out...
Remember that scene in American Pie?
Now hear me out...
Remember that scene in American Pie?
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Or....
Now hear me out...
Remember that scene in American Pie?
Now hear me out...
Remember that scene in American Pie?
Hey, are you all talking about the Epstein Ballroom? Big, gawd gold atrocity being forced upon the Whitehouse? That Epstein Ballroom? We talking about that Epstein Ballroom?
a baby yoda toy is peeking out from behind a wall
ALT: a baby yoda toy is peeking out from behind a wall
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October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hey, are you all talking about the Epstein Ballroom? Big, gawd gold atrocity being forced upon the Whitehouse? That Epstein Ballroom? We talking about that Epstein Ballroom?