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Angie
@angiecantgaf.bsky.social
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Doer of things, maker of shit. Autistic as fuck. I do YouTube, fanfiction, and drugs. Elaborate shitposter. I hate people born after 11/21/07; I’m 22

I’m a polarizing freaky bitch who’s really just here to have fun, it ain’t that deep lawl.

He/Him
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angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Say what you want but I think we could all take a page out of Quagmire’s book. (Specifically how he’s depicted in later seasons)

He’s informed, he cares about his community, he calls liberals out on their bullshit — but he’s still a freak!

You can find balance, respectability politics be damned.
Screenshot from Family Guy of Quagmire sitting in bed, shirtless, reading what appears to be a romance novel with glasses perched on his nose
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
🌈🦋🤎
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Snapchat hit me w a CRAZY memory from 2 years ago.

This is what loving and prioritizing yourself looks like. 💗
Pic of me on 11/10/2023, looking bloated, disheveled, greasy, overall hating life Pic of me today, 11/10/2025, looking skinny and gorgeous and clean and better dressed and overall operating on a higher frequency
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
This but unironically
Boomer comic of a bunch of child angels up in heaven smiling and looking down from the clouds. One girl angel has a speech bubble above her head that says “Looks pretty bad down there. I sure am glad we were aborted!” A boy angel to the right has a speech bubble above his head, responding “I wish EVERYONE could be aborted!”
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Thanks for the reminder, Google.
Notification I got from Google photos that reads “4 years ago today… October 28th, 2021” and it’s a picture (edited) of Jotaro Kujo from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders [presumably] getting railed and doing an ahegao
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
this is how 90% of people engage with media (of any kind) today
Meme of a wojak with a neckbeard and giant eyes wearing a shirt that says “Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable, but it should never ever disturb me in particular”
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
it’s for you 😳📞
Meme of an incoming call on an iPhone. The contact name is “Based Department” with the contact photo being the smiling Giga Chad guy. The options “decline” and “accept” are at the bottom of the screen.
October 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
REALEST SHIT I SEEN ALL DAY‼️‼️‼️
Influencer standing in the middle of the street, posing with a caption over them that says “Dry humping is such an ugly term for such a beautiful experience”
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
this is part of pre-covid gen z canon
Meme of a guy typing on a laptop with the caption “13 year old me on 2016 Tumblr helping a 27 year old woman through a divorce”. The text “2016 Tumblr” is edited over the original text.
October 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Happy 105th, you old slut.
Screenshot from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders depicting Joseph Joestar smiling and turning his head to the camera with camel snot/saliva on his face (the joke is that it looks like cum)
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
No one fucking likes you Jay with ya big ass Quagmire chin Spiderus from Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch lookin ass
CEO of this shithole all
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
cancer
meme of Joji/Filthy Frank, idubbbz, and MaxMoeFoe in the early-mid 2010s raising a toast, each holding a glass of beer, with Papyrus font text that reads “what if they all frotted” accompanied by three wilted rose emojis
September 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
waitttt how come i never seen this picture before?? SHE’S SO ME 😭💖💖🥹
Picture of Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova taking a selfie while holding a giant cockroach
September 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
(i’m back on pills)
Picture of SpongeBob SquarePants looking in over and bashful with rosy cheeks and holding his hand up to his mouth in an “oopsy daisies” gesture
August 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
SAVE ME BRATTY TWINKS IN PANTIES WITH MOMMY ISSUES
Meme of guy on Instagram live closing his eyes and raising his hands in the air in a chanting/meditative state; the original has him saying “SAVE ME DONALD TRUMP” but the meme had been repurposed and used just for the “SAVE ME” part
August 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
JAIL!!! JAIL!!! FUCKING JAIL!!! SHE’S A FULL ON PEDO NOW??? WHY COULDN’T YOU *JUST* BE A BITCH, ZEA?? I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF THIS IS RAGEBAIT, START THE INVESTIGATION NEOOWW 🗣️
Screenshot of a deleted Tweet from Azealia Banks on July 27th, 2025 that reads: “The age of consent should be lowered to 15. I dunno who on what committee made it 18 and don't know why anyone really believes these kids are waiting until 18 to have sex. Make it 13 for boys and 15 for girls because these men are out here fucking these kids and if you don't think they can consent - you're wildly mistaken.”
July 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
good afternoon bluesky dot com
Meme of Leonardo DiCaprio smelling his fingers with text above that reads “Smell your fingers… if they smell like DILF ass … life ain’t that bad. Enjoy the lil moments”. The HDR on the image is turned up all the way creating a “deep fried” look, and the text “DILF ass” is a different font and superimposed onto the meme.
July 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
If you’re the type to get tongue tied on the phone, use this script.

Don’t be a pussy, you have no excuse now, CALL YOUR REPS‼️‼️
Elon Musk has not been confirmed by congress and has been evading the constitutional system of checks and balances because no one other than Donald Trump has given him any authority. The Department of Government Efficiency has never been actually enacted. Elon Musk rapidly shutting down USAID and instructing staff to stay out of its headquarters while abusing the power of law enforcement, is blatantly illegal. I am calling upon you, (representative) to stand up to this fascist oligarchy and stand with senator Brian Schatz as he attempts to stall Trump’s nominees until USAID is back up and running.
February 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
ATTENTION EDSKY: I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF BMI 20 JAIL!!! 🎉
BMI calculator chart with the following data: Height - 5’6.5” Weight - 123.6 lbs BMI - 19.6
December 20, 2024 at 8:37 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Who knew dressing up all sexy to write fanfiction about middle aged men humping each other would be just the thing I need to get me out of this bout of depression. (This is literally me rn)
Drawing of a voluptuous blonde woman wearing clothes styled in the “bimbo” aesthetic, sitting at a computer desk with a headset on.
December 19, 2024 at 6:47 PM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Lord help me I’m down BAD for a 55 year old man— 💀😭 #Jamirosky
An edited screenshot of Jay Kay from Jamiroquai during a recent December 2024 podcast (from the YouTube channel “Chris Harris on Cars”) he was a guest on. He is wearing glasses and a newsboy cap while smoking a cigarette. A heart crown Snapchat filter has been edited above his head. He is in his living room, which is decorated for Christmas.
December 14, 2024 at 4:20 AM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Since this audio is making the rounds again lmao #Jamirosky
December 12, 2024 at 12:31 AM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Holy shit I love my grandma so much 🥹❤️
Text from my grandmother saying “Hi lovey. How's the day? How did your test go? Also are you out of the stuff you smoke to help you stay calm etc? I will get you what you need. Please let me know”
December 10, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Beautiful boys 🩶🚬👽🛸💫✨ #Jamirosky
A black and white photo of the band Jamiroquai from around 1994, all huddled together and smiling. The members from left to right are Derrick McKenzie, Jay Kay, Wallace Buchanan, Stuart Zender, and Toby Smith. Not all Jamiroquai members are in this photoshoot.
December 9, 2024 at 12:24 AM
angiecantgaf.bsky.social
This is what all the both sides-ism discourse, leftist-infighting, and liberal major media slop felt like this past election cycle
December 4, 2024 at 1:37 AM