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Worrier Queen
@angermonkey.bsky.social
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When they go low, we dig trenches.
HEY! I KNOW THESE GUYS.
CC @mattwest.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You should definitely stop by and use our powder room.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
October 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I also vote black nose freckle side, but I'm biased towards nose freckles.
September 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I hate you, Spotify. Reading me for FILTH.
August 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have this, so I guess I need to follow @iaburns.bsky.social now?
August 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
ALSO, semi-related, but: it's comforting to know that as the hulking bulk of social media changes that getting ratioed ta fuck is still a thing that happens.
August 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Anybody else noticing this in their Google news feed? I have started getting links to pseudo-science trash articles that look like they're from Yale or Northwestern and... They are definitely NOT. They're not actually from Fox News, either but some fly-by-night keto AI site?
July 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Me, all week doing the Wordle:
July 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you're curious what kind of friend I am, I'm the friend who gets these kinds of texts:
July 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A dog wandered into our yard last night, and some quick sleuthing determined that it belonged to a neighbor. @francisfernandez.com returned the pup, but mentioned that the reception was a bit frosty.

I did not realize until he'd made it to the corner that he was wearing this hat:
April 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everybody look at my cat.
April 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is this going to give me wicked heartburn? Do I care? No, no I do not.
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
9. Head back to Indiana. I still have a sinus infection. Weather is terrible. Do eventually make it home. Cats are pleased to see us!

Etouffee chewed up an entire bag of chocolate chip cookies. She shows no remorse.
December 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM
7. I get fajitas and margs with my two best gal pals. I still barely have a voice. Sorry not sorry to anyone at Uncle Juilio's on Lemmon who has to listen to me honking on for two hours last Friday night.

One girlfriend's kid takes this great photo of us:
December 30, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Y'all. Someone please stop the NYT from giving advice on Texan food. Please. I'm begging.
November 16, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I tried to pet Etouffee's cheek but she needed to give me kitty kisses instead. She gross.
November 8, 2024 at 2:48 PM
The cat in question IS very cute.
November 8, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Man, those @themountaingoats.bsky.social are something else. (Apologies to Wurster, I was on the wrong side of the stage and Darnielle kept walking in front of you-- hope the Rockits pizza treated you well.)
October 16, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Oh, THERE it is! Cc @jennifervestal.bsky.social
September 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Yes, Minneapolis, truly a burnt out hellscape.
September 11, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Sup?
June 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Indiana is supposed to be hotter'n Satan's taint for the foreseeable future. Time for:

HILLWILLIAM POOL WEEKEND.
June 14, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Uh, Spotify... What the shit?
May 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM