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Canadian secrets revealed:
Almost all 'UFO' sightings are actually Canadians fucking with people. We've had ridiculously advanced technology for decades, but are too peaceful to use it for world dominance.
Almost all 'UFO' sightings are actually Canadians fucking with people. We've had ridiculously advanced technology for decades, but are too peaceful to use it for world dominance.
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Canadian secrets revealed:
Almost all 'UFO' sightings are actually Canadians fucking with people. We've had ridiculously advanced technology for decades, but are too peaceful to use it for world dominance.
Almost all 'UFO' sightings are actually Canadians fucking with people. We've had ridiculously advanced technology for decades, but are too peaceful to use it for world dominance.
I can't believe this isn't widely available.
Oh wait, I can. And I know why. It's not the reason most people think. 😒
Oh wait, I can. And I know why. It's not the reason most people think. 😒
August 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I can't believe this isn't widely available.
Oh wait, I can. And I know why. It's not the reason most people think. 😒
Oh wait, I can. And I know why. It's not the reason most people think. 😒
Just answered a scam call for funzies. He called me sir. I informed him I'm not a man.
What ensued was shocking. He was no longer interest in scamming me. He just want to call me a freak and belittle me.
Because he THOUGHT I SOUNDED like a man with "Hello". He tried to convince me I was a man. 😬
What ensued was shocking. He was no longer interest in scamming me. He just want to call me a freak and belittle me.
Because he THOUGHT I SOUNDED like a man with "Hello". He tried to convince me I was a man. 😬
July 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Just answered a scam call for funzies. He called me sir. I informed him I'm not a man.
What ensued was shocking. He was no longer interest in scamming me. He just want to call me a freak and belittle me.
Because he THOUGHT I SOUNDED like a man with "Hello". He tried to convince me I was a man. 😬
What ensued was shocking. He was no longer interest in scamming me. He just want to call me a freak and belittle me.
Because he THOUGHT I SOUNDED like a man with "Hello". He tried to convince me I was a man. 😬
I just want all my ex's to know - it's not you, it's me. I'm too good for you. 🤷♀️
July 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I just want all my ex's to know - it's not you, it's me. I'm too good for you. 🤷♀️
NGL, I'm impressed by Grey's Anatomy.
A non binary doctor just appeared - and their pronouns were just used without mix up or confusion, perfectly written into the script.
A non binary doctor just appeared - and their pronouns were just used without mix up or confusion, perfectly written into the script.
July 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
NGL, I'm impressed by Grey's Anatomy.
A non binary doctor just appeared - and their pronouns were just used without mix up or confusion, perfectly written into the script.
A non binary doctor just appeared - and their pronouns were just used without mix up or confusion, perfectly written into the script.
The people arguing that trans women aren't women are the same people installing SQL server on client PCs. 🙄
June 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The people arguing that trans women aren't women are the same people installing SQL server on client PCs. 🙄
This is so easy to fix... Yet so many companies have this issue. 🤔
June 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
This is so easy to fix... Yet so many companies have this issue. 🤔
I'm so angry about how the medical world treats women right now.
My mother continued to go back to a doctor with signs of ovarian cancer again and again - he just gave her pain meds. By the time they removed the tumour, it was the size of a watermelon.
Monday will be my second visit...
My mother continued to go back to a doctor with signs of ovarian cancer again and again - he just gave her pain meds. By the time they removed the tumour, it was the size of a watermelon.
Monday will be my second visit...
June 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I'm so angry about how the medical world treats women right now.
My mother continued to go back to a doctor with signs of ovarian cancer again and again - he just gave her pain meds. By the time they removed the tumour, it was the size of a watermelon.
Monday will be my second visit...
My mother continued to go back to a doctor with signs of ovarian cancer again and again - he just gave her pain meds. By the time they removed the tumour, it was the size of a watermelon.
Monday will be my second visit...
I met this guy today. Same pattern as Megabyte, only smaller. His name must be Kilobyte.
June 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I met this guy today. Same pattern as Megabyte, only smaller. His name must be Kilobyte.
I just work out a trade deal with my cats. I won't go into the details, but it involes litter boxes and couch usage.
It only took me about 10 minutes. Does anyone know of any world leaders that need help with trade deals? It's really not that difficult.
It only took me about 10 minutes. Does anyone know of any world leaders that need help with trade deals? It's really not that difficult.
June 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I just work out a trade deal with my cats. I won't go into the details, but it involes litter boxes and couch usage.
It only took me about 10 minutes. Does anyone know of any world leaders that need help with trade deals? It's really not that difficult.
It only took me about 10 minutes. Does anyone know of any world leaders that need help with trade deals? It's really not that difficult.
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If your library doesn't have any documentation, it can't have any bugs simonwillison.net/2025/May/22/...
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If your library doesn't have any documentation, it can't have any bugs simonwillison.net/2025/May/22/...
When people try to have a conversation with me while facing away from me... Because they can't help but stare. 🤣🤣🤣
Not talking to people at all, or facing away during a convo is worse than occasionally looking at their amputation. 😬
Not talking to people at all, or facing away during a convo is worse than occasionally looking at their amputation. 😬
May 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
When people try to have a conversation with me while facing away from me... Because they can't help but stare. 🤣🤣🤣
Not talking to people at all, or facing away during a convo is worse than occasionally looking at their amputation. 😬
Not talking to people at all, or facing away during a convo is worse than occasionally looking at their amputation. 😬
Why does my fluffy cat sleep on her back?
May 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Why does my fluffy cat sleep on her back?
Yes, I did have a favourite. It was the one I got to keep. 🤣
But to be fair, since the other one tried to kill me, I feel it was justified.
But to be fair, since the other one tried to kill me, I feel it was justified.
May 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Yes, I did have a favourite. It was the one I got to keep. 🤣
But to be fair, since the other one tried to kill me, I feel it was justified.
But to be fair, since the other one tried to kill me, I feel it was justified.
Communication skills
A lot of people think this is just being able to pronounce words and having a good vocabulary/grammar.
Real communication skills involve being able to listen, understand, and ask appropriate questions. Most people that claim to have good communication skills lack all of these.
A lot of people think this is just being able to pronounce words and having a good vocabulary/grammar.
Real communication skills involve being able to listen, understand, and ask appropriate questions. Most people that claim to have good communication skills lack all of these.
May 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Communication skills
A lot of people think this is just being able to pronounce words and having a good vocabulary/grammar.
Real communication skills involve being able to listen, understand, and ask appropriate questions. Most people that claim to have good communication skills lack all of these.
A lot of people think this is just being able to pronounce words and having a good vocabulary/grammar.
Real communication skills involve being able to listen, understand, and ask appropriate questions. Most people that claim to have good communication skills lack all of these.
I went outside today.
Someone hit on me.
What's this world coming to that in considered attractive?! 🤣
Someone hit on me.
What's this world coming to that in considered attractive?! 🤣
May 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I went outside today.
Someone hit on me.
What's this world coming to that in considered attractive?! 🤣
Someone hit on me.
What's this world coming to that in considered attractive?! 🤣
If there are more weird people in the world than normal people, wouldn't that make being a weird person normal?
May 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If there are more weird people in the world than normal people, wouldn't that make being a weird person normal?
TIL: my cats prefer a certain litter for #1 and the other for #2.
Crypto peed in one, then immediately went to the other for poop.
Glitch is using the poop box for poop as well. 🤔
But when I clean them, you can't tell. Are my cats messing with me?
Crypto peed in one, then immediately went to the other for poop.
Glitch is using the poop box for poop as well. 🤔
But when I clean them, you can't tell. Are my cats messing with me?
May 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
TIL: my cats prefer a certain litter for #1 and the other for #2.
Crypto peed in one, then immediately went to the other for poop.
Glitch is using the poop box for poop as well. 🤔
But when I clean them, you can't tell. Are my cats messing with me?
Crypto peed in one, then immediately went to the other for poop.
Glitch is using the poop box for poop as well. 🤔
But when I clean them, you can't tell. Are my cats messing with me?
I feel like people that voted for the racist party didn't actually read their policies and plans.
I feel like people should have to read policies before they vote.
Why would anyone vote to take away their own rights? That party wants to take away everyone's employment rights.
I feel like people should have to read policies before they vote.
Why would anyone vote to take away their own rights? That party wants to take away everyone's employment rights.
May 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I feel like people that voted for the racist party didn't actually read their policies and plans.
I feel like people should have to read policies before they vote.
Why would anyone vote to take away their own rights? That party wants to take away everyone's employment rights.
I feel like people should have to read policies before they vote.
Why would anyone vote to take away their own rights? That party wants to take away everyone's employment rights.
"We should be able to be friends despite our politics"
If your politics are anti LGBTQ+, and I'm LGBTQ+ - how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti vax, and I'm immunocompromised, how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti womens rights and I'm a woman, how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti LGBTQ+, and I'm LGBTQ+ - how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti vax, and I'm immunocompromised, how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti womens rights and I'm a woman, how can we be friends?
May 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"We should be able to be friends despite our politics"
If your politics are anti LGBTQ+, and I'm LGBTQ+ - how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti vax, and I'm immunocompromised, how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti womens rights and I'm a woman, how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti LGBTQ+, and I'm LGBTQ+ - how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti vax, and I'm immunocompromised, how can we be friends?
If your politics are anti womens rights and I'm a woman, how can we be friends?
Giving me acess to AI at work has probably not been as productive as expected...
May 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Giving me acess to AI at work has probably not been as productive as expected...
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After the election of our lifetime, it is now time to share some lighthearted humour with our southern neighbours 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇸
May 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
After the election of our lifetime, it is now time to share some lighthearted humour with our southern neighbours 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇸
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