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@angely.bsky.social
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angely and also Patty Gnarr | basketball fan, roller derby skater, marketer | from MN and also CA | she/her
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I wish my instagram friends could see this
A political sign in the style of Zohran Mamdani's mayoral campaign wordmark reading "ANGELY FOR BAJA BLAST PIE"
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Poster of Players (from Paramount+)
September 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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america cannot handle her swag
it's the moo moo meadows cow catching major air while driving a little e-scooter in Mario Kart World
April 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
angely.bsky.social
deleting 23 and me today
Screenshot from 23andMe on a white background, showing the text: "Angely, based on your genetics, you are likely to be lactose intolerant." There is clip art of dairy goods: cheese, milk, ice cream, yogurt and cake.
April 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I’m PWHL-pilled again. I almost remembered how hockey works. (Thank you @tatertoddy.bsky.social for the amazing experience.)
Minnesota Frost players stand in a circle at the center of the ice at Xcel Energy Center. The scoreboard above them reads Montreal Victoire 4 to Minnesota Frost 1.
March 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I was correct for one more second.
Warriors-Timberwolves game, with scoreboard reading MIN 99 and GS 81 with 3:33 left in the fourth quarter.
December 7, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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watching the lynx game
The Office "Shut up about the sun! Shut up about the sun!" meme altered to read "Shut up about the energy at Barclays"
October 13, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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shopping for halloween costume facets is my least favorite kind of shopping
Screencap of shipping estimate reading "Shipping, arrives by Friday November 1"
October 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
30 Rock screencap of Jena Maroney smiling and saying “I’ll do it, but only for the attention.”
October 8, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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we're so back
screenshot of a google alert indicating a new sign-in to Patty Gnarr's North Star Roller Derby email account
September 29, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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I love Open Streets. We should be closing Nicollet every Saturday.
A basket of fried catfish tacos next to a basket of chicken wings and Cajun fries
September 28, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #325,854! I made Bluesky Dean's List!!!
September 18, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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I want to post this on IG so bad.
Death playing a crane game, capturing a human figure. There is text on him in all caps exclaiming “YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS” and “WAHOOOOO OOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHGH”
November 30, 2023 at 4:38 AM
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found this dog on nicollet and 36th in minneapolis kingfield/lyndale area. she's very sweet but we can only keep her in our front yard, hoping to find her owner before it gets too dark
Image of tan dog with white face and chest
October 22, 2023 at 7:56 PM
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Saw this graphic from SportsCenter and "Goodies" is SO stuck in my head now.
Graphic reading: "Last time the Twins won a playoff game: October 5, 2004. Royce Lewis was five years old. Red Sox ALCS comeback hadn't happened yet. "Goodies" by Ciara was No. 1 on the charts. "Mr. 3000" had just been released.
October 5, 2023 at 2:24 AM
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happy october to all who celebrate
October 2, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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Had a hard time deciding what was the best social platform for me to post a screengrab of my 5K finish video considering it’s moments before disaster (me upchucking a hydration booster I shouldn’t have chugged), but Bluesky u r the one ❤️
October 1, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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No one told me these bitches were back. Urban Outfitters knows no bounds in their depravity.
Sequined shoulder bag that definitely was sold at a Limited Too in 2007
July 25, 2023 at 3:38 PM