🫢 Someone ought to call Mrs. Claus to collect her husband.

🤨

Make room on that lap, sir.

My own...? 😳

🤭 Oh, no no no. I'm trying to stay on Santa's good side! There's an Hermes bag in his workshop with my name on it!

We're one in the very same! Though, I'm trying to cut back this year. 😮‍💨 I fear old Saint Nick won't approve of my usual drunken conduct.

🤭🫨🤢

Which indulgences might those be, Papa?

😁 I'm only making some fun, Frater. This old girl wasn't born yesterday!

Enjoy your harem. 🤭

Then why are you letting people sit on your lap? 🤭

🤭 You ought to wear a false beard so the children don't feel let down.

🤨 You don't look like Saint Nick.

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This is Judith from the band Ghost's current tour cycle lore.

She doesn't live on Ministry property, but you may see her lurking around on occasion.

Will write more in depth about her at some point.