Not just ‘Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick’ but the fact that apparently Putin has a fucking picture of it

I VOLUNTEER!

Big Mac obviously, Darius from the Owl House might be fitting, and maybe Ben from ZZZ?

Cumflation, weight gain, vore, weight gain are like my main four atm

This one is more of a trope than a kink, but the dynamic of small top/muscular bottom is really fun, especially if the small top has a massive cock, and no one’s noticed due to some bullshit explanation

Cheese. Beer.

Instead of Trick or Treat, can it be Trick AND Treat??? 👀

I was literally having a conversation with another friend last night, we got on the topic of smash or pass with classic horror monsters and icons, I was the one to bring up pyramid head lol

Does he heal me by squeezing me between his gigantic man tiddies, because his damage might outpace his healing 🥵🔥

AT LEAST SHES ADMITTING HES TRASH! I’m being so fr, I don’t know what this was meant to be, maybe just to rub it in my face, maybe they’re having problems and she wants to reconnect, bc someone doesn’t send this without a reason

But yeah, that’s my little vent, sorry for everyone who didn’t ask, but I needed an outlet and all my friends are busy with college, and I am not in college, I don’t think either of them have bluesky so they’ll never see this, and if they do, idrc, fuck it

So my guess is it's only a matter of time before the same thing happens, karma's a bitch, and it strikes when anyone least expects it

And she eventually got bored of him and left for the alum. She did this constantly, hoping for bf to bf, ruining her reputation in our school because she would try to steal guys. And when there wasn't enough drama in their relationship, she would make some, and then use it as an excuse to leave

(We broke up bc we "weren't spending enough time together" except I had literally brought up my concerns about spending time together more with him weeks earlier and he dismissed it.) ANYWAY, before her last boyfriend, she has been emotionally cheating with an alumni

I have context that he doesn't or is refusing to see. See, this shared friend has a large number of exes because she can't handle being single for too long, falls in love too easily, and constantly falls for toxic men, but also tries to steal other people's mans, which is what happened with us

Yeah for sure! 👍 My copy of Dracula is also a collection of other Bram Stoker novels and stories, so I’ve got Jewel of Seven Stars on my list as well

Lmao 🤣 Dracula is up next once I’m done with Frankenstein