170°F in Texas. Seems like the record breaks every other day. Can't even go for a swim because its like dunking yourself in hot soup.

For anyone who's curious about the lawsuit Viaticus Inc. threatened against me, around 4 months ago:

In order for Viaticus to punish me and the whistleblower for the leak, they have to prove the leak is
1) Legitimate
2) Happened within their own ranks.

Which obviously they won't confess to.

Going natural at the 'Brainy Babes!' office today! Show us your #naturalbeauty looks for the #spring!

#girlboss #justgirlythings #analoghorror #beauty #beautyguru #officelook #fashion

FYI: Waterproof does not keep the heat from melting your makeup straight off your face. Goddamn.

Since my boss is refusing to advertise it. Special announcement from @brainybabes.bsky.social pertaining to your favorite space cases

brainybabes.weebly.com/girl-talk/is... #analoghorror #unfiction

But why would you need to hold an investigation for sensational gossip with no real merit??? And why would you be threatening me to delete my article, if it was just that 🔍

Seems kind of silly to be posting about the weather, but #stayhydrated out there, guys. Its like the devils oven.

youtu.be/1NlntHUakNQ #analoghorror

Meet our beloved ✨team✨ at brainybabes.weebly.com! Our founder, Stefani Suffoletta, who also doubles as this accounts manager and triples as an exemplary writer! Not to mention @angeljenny.bsky.social as one of our writers. #Besties! 💖🚀

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Sweltering outside, but we're still cute 💅