Angela
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It took exactly one day of wearing contacts before I panicked and @ebs.bsky.social had to take one out for me.
July 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It took exactly one day of wearing contacts before I panicked and @ebs.bsky.social had to take one out for me.
perhaps the best indication that my 12-year-old knows me extremely well is the fact that she calls me in the car with other family and opens with “you’re on speakerphone just so you know.“
June 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
perhaps the best indication that my 12-year-old knows me extremely well is the fact that she calls me in the car with other family and opens with “you’re on speakerphone just so you know.“
And maybe the best line of any song ever.
June 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
And maybe the best line of any song ever.
When a song gets stuck in your head for two weeks.
June 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
When a song gets stuck in your head for two weeks.
Obviously @ebs.bsky.social is Agent P.
June 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Obviously @ebs.bsky.social is Agent P.
7yo climbed into the bed between @ebs.bsky.social & me while we were watching Couples Therapy.
7: Mom? who do you like more, Dad or me?
Me: I think you’re a better daughter but Dad is a better husband.
7: Dad, Mom’s talking trash about you.
7: Mom? who do you like more, Dad or me?
Me: I think you’re a better daughter but Dad is a better husband.
7: Dad, Mom’s talking trash about you.
June 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
7yo climbed into the bed between @ebs.bsky.social & me while we were watching Couples Therapy.
7: Mom? who do you like more, Dad or me?
Me: I think you’re a better daughter but Dad is a better husband.
7: Dad, Mom’s talking trash about you.
7: Mom? who do you like more, Dad or me?
Me: I think you’re a better daughter but Dad is a better husband.
7: Dad, Mom’s talking trash about you.
I kicked the kids out of my bathroom for good. Their tub has no space. As I was standing on the very narrow ledge of their tub with wet feet installing the shower caddy, I had flashbacks to every true crime story ever & thought “if I fall, everyone will think Eric murdered me. Hehehehe. Gotcha.”
now.as
May 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I kicked the kids out of my bathroom for good. Their tub has no space. As I was standing on the very narrow ledge of their tub with wet feet installing the shower caddy, I had flashbacks to every true crime story ever & thought “if I fall, everyone will think Eric murdered me. Hehehehe. Gotcha.”
ChatGPT isn’t too nice. It just doesn’t mistake cynicism for wisdom. Y’all hear kindness and assume it’s kissing your ass when really it’s just not interested in your defensive little dance.
a woman wearing glasses is holding a cell phone and says nerd rage .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is holding a cell phone and says nerd rage .
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
ChatGPT isn’t too nice. It just doesn’t mistake cynicism for wisdom. Y’all hear kindness and assume it’s kissing your ass when really it’s just not interested in your defensive little dance.
I think I broke my ChatGPT.
May 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think I broke my ChatGPT.
A new poem written on the walk home.
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A new poem written on the walk home.
God forbid a woman have a hobby.
May 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
God forbid a woman have a hobby.
I’m happy with this one.
April 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m happy with this one.
11yo & I were talking about swimsuits.
me: I found one but the shipping is almost as much as the swimsuit. I can’t.
11yo: Just ask dad to buy it.
Me: *opening my mouth to explain joint checking accounts to someone who turns 12 in 3 days*
11: He will buy anything you ask for!
@ebs.bsky.social
me: I found one but the shipping is almost as much as the swimsuit. I can’t.
11yo: Just ask dad to buy it.
Me: *opening my mouth to explain joint checking accounts to someone who turns 12 in 3 days*
11: He will buy anything you ask for!
@ebs.bsky.social
a man wearing a jacket and a white shirt is sitting on a deck
ALT: a man wearing a jacket and a white shirt is sitting on a deck
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
11yo & I were talking about swimsuits.
me: I found one but the shipping is almost as much as the swimsuit. I can’t.
11yo: Just ask dad to buy it.
Me: *opening my mouth to explain joint checking accounts to someone who turns 12 in 3 days*
11: He will buy anything you ask for!
@ebs.bsky.social
me: I found one but the shipping is almost as much as the swimsuit. I can’t.
11yo: Just ask dad to buy it.
Me: *opening my mouth to explain joint checking accounts to someone who turns 12 in 3 days*
11: He will buy anything you ask for!
@ebs.bsky.social
Watching more slang videos.
11: Mom, don’t.
Me: what?
11yo: I know that smile. Don’t.
me: OK, I can’t think of a way to use “chuzz” naturally anyway.
11yo: I’m going to ride my bike to Ruby’s house after school. And live there.
me: OK. Just be home by “6… 7!”
11: ARGRhGrFhHhL! STOP!!!
11: Mom, don’t.
Me: what?
11yo: I know that smile. Don’t.
me: OK, I can’t think of a way to use “chuzz” naturally anyway.
11yo: I’m going to ride my bike to Ruby’s house after school. And live there.
me: OK. Just be home by “6… 7!”
11: ARGRhGrFhHhL! STOP!!!
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Watching more slang videos.
11: Mom, don’t.
Me: what?
11yo: I know that smile. Don’t.
me: OK, I can’t think of a way to use “chuzz” naturally anyway.
11yo: I’m going to ride my bike to Ruby’s house after school. And live there.
me: OK. Just be home by “6… 7!”
11: ARGRhGrFhHhL! STOP!!!
11: Mom, don’t.
Me: what?
11yo: I know that smile. Don’t.
me: OK, I can’t think of a way to use “chuzz” naturally anyway.
11yo: I’m going to ride my bike to Ruby’s house after school. And live there.
me: OK. Just be home by “6… 7!”
11: ARGRhGrFhHhL! STOP!!!
parents whose kids aren’t in elementary school yet/prospective parents:

Your child WILL wait until the night before to tell you that tomorrow is “dress up like a book character day” or whatever random thing requires advance planning.

Your child WILL wait until the night before to tell you that tomorrow is “dress up like a book character day” or whatever random thing requires advance planning.
March 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
parents whose kids aren’t in elementary school yet/prospective parents:

Your child WILL wait until the night before to tell you that tomorrow is “dress up like a book character day” or whatever random thing requires advance planning.

Your child WILL wait until the night before to tell you that tomorrow is “dress up like a book character day” or whatever random thing requires advance planning.
I dropped the younger 2 kids off this morning at 7:30, came back home to wait for 11yo so that I could drop her off at 8:15. I pulled into the driveway at 7:45 & sat there checking my emails. 11yo came running out sobbing.
“The gate is open, the front door was open, and the dogs are gone!“
 
“The gate is open, the front door was open, and the dogs are gone!“
 
March 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I dropped the younger 2 kids off this morning at 7:30, came back home to wait for 11yo so that I could drop her off at 8:15. I pulled into the driveway at 7:45 & sat there checking my emails. 11yo came running out sobbing.
“The gate is open, the front door was open, and the dogs are gone!“
 
“The gate is open, the front door was open, and the dogs are gone!“
 
@ebs.bsky.social as my 75th viewing of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt 2: I guess I’m safe since they only turn super beautiful people into vampires, right?
Me: That’s not how it works- they turn beautiful AFTER becoming vampires. I will tolerate your self-hatred but not you getting the lore wrong.
Me: That’s not how it works- they turn beautiful AFTER becoming vampires. I will tolerate your self-hatred but not you getting the lore wrong.
January 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@ebs.bsky.social as my 75th viewing of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt 2: I guess I’m safe since they only turn super beautiful people into vampires, right?
Me: That’s not how it works- they turn beautiful AFTER becoming vampires. I will tolerate your self-hatred but not you getting the lore wrong.
Me: That’s not how it works- they turn beautiful AFTER becoming vampires. I will tolerate your self-hatred but not you getting the lore wrong.
Come find me on TikTok @ebs.bsky.social
December 23, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Come find me on TikTok @ebs.bsky.social