The song "Monster Mash" is a song about ANOTHER song that the monsters were (allegedly) dancing to. Yet there is no information in Monster Mash about what that other song really was. The question of the original song should be central to all Monster Mash analyses and investigations.

I'm thinking that my criminal nickname will be "Fat Slice."

My best guess is that this was the original song: youtube.com/watch?v=A3i2...

Anyone else have any theories?

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