If you can crawl out of the K hole, you can climb out of any hole…

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Academic Center Extubation Criteria:
Patient has to move all 4 limbs with purpose, have vT over 4 mL/kg, blink, lift their head for >5 seconds, follow commands, mouth the pledge of allegiance and sign consent.

ASC Extubation Criteria:
Surgery is done.

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How deep into a physiologic process can we go using 30 characters on Bluesky?

Starting this week, let’s see how into the weeds we can go with some common physiology and pathophysiologic conditions.

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#ansky #anesthesiology

Stripping in healthcare only comes in two varieties:

1. A way to pay for medical school.

2. Taking growths off vocal cords…

Thank you for coming to this TED talk.

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You know how a patient has POTS?

They’ll tell you…

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Stripping in medicine comes in two forms:

A way to pay for medical school.

Vocal cord cleanup work.

That is all.

#ENT
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A warm chair is a stable patient.

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#crna
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An empty syringe is a happy syringe.

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If one must insert an IV,
Say you made it float.
Only then may you gloat.
And be known as a vascular G.O.A.T.
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Often in surgery, the opposite of good is not bad, it is better…
Unless you’re anesthesia.
Then the opposite of good is UHC.
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In surgery, a 30 minute delay in the morning will result in a 1 hour delay in the afternoon

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