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Pinned
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I won’t lie. I’m going to pin this on my ceiling and spend the rest of my life falling asleep to your handwriting.
And yeah! John is pretty cool. But did he take down an entire army before going on one last standing like a fucking silent badass? Nu-uh! He survives everything!
They’re really -
And yeah! John is pretty cool. But did he take down an entire army before going on one last standing like a fucking silent badass? Nu-uh! He survives everything!
They’re really -
Alright, to Deadpool.
One way or another, I do aim to please.
I don't know if I would say that about the Chief though.
His stunt with returning the bomb to the Covenant was a good one, you have to admit.
One way or another, I do aim to please.
I don't know if I would say that about the Chief though.
His stunt with returning the bomb to the Covenant was a good one, you have to admit.
Deadpool. I am literally your biggest fan.
I’m really fond of the whole way that nobody expected anything of you, but you made John Halo himself look like a complete fucking chump with one game.
I’m really fond of the whole way that nobody expected anything of you, but you made John Halo himself look like a complete fucking chump with one game.
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I won’t lie. I’m going to pin this on my ceiling and spend the rest of my life falling asleep to your handwriting.
And yeah! John is pretty cool. But did he take down an entire army before going on one last standing like a fucking silent badass? Nu-uh! He survives everything!
They’re really -
And yeah! John is pretty cool. But did he take down an entire army before going on one last standing like a fucking silent badass? Nu-uh! He survives everything!
They’re really -
HE’D BE SO HAPPY!
She COULD sit there and make a blanket from her webbing, but it would be more silken than war-
She's doing it anyways, she likes weaving things.
She's doing it anyways, she likes weaving things.
He’s so freaked out by all of the tiny little fingers but he’ll take the cream!
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
HE’D BE SO HAPPY!
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˜”*°•.˜”*°• You should buy ALL our stuff! •°*”˜.•°*”˜
a pixel art of a cat with the words hey dude * hypnotizes you * below it
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November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦
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Big S on my chest
A very fashionable red skirt
Who else would I be if not Supergirl?
#DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP
Big S on my chest
A very fashionable red skirt
Who else would I be if not Supergirl?
#DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Big S on my chest
A very fashionable red skirt
Who else would I be if not Supergirl?
#DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP
Big S on my chest
A very fashionable red skirt
Who else would I be if not Supergirl?
#DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP
Deadpool. I am literally your biggest fan.
I’m really fond of the whole way that nobody expected anything of you, but you made John Halo himself look like a complete fucking chump with one game.
I’m really fond of the whole way that nobody expected anything of you, but you made John Halo himself look like a complete fucking chump with one game.
It's okay, really. Let me check to see if I have one.
. . . Ah, there's one. Glad I keep a spare with me.
Who am I making this out to?
. . . Ah, there's one. Glad I keep a spare with me.
Who am I making this out to?
Do I…?
Oh come on.
I MEET THE SECOND COOLEST PERSON IN ALL OF THE FRANCHISE AND I DON’T HAVE A PEN!?
I don’t deserve your autograph.
Oh come on.
I MEET THE SECOND COOLEST PERSON IN ALL OF THE FRANCHISE AND I DON’T HAVE A PEN!?
I don’t deserve your autograph.
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Deadpool. I am literally your biggest fan.
I’m really fond of the whole way that nobody expected anything of you, but you made John Halo himself look like a complete fucking chump with one game.
I’m really fond of the whole way that nobody expected anything of you, but you made John Halo himself look like a complete fucking chump with one game.
That’s a pretty common reaction. I’m the insane Cortana storyline of people.
Sorry, sorry, I’ll behave.
How can I smooth this over?
Sorry, sorry, I’ll behave.
How can I smooth this over?
Everything?
I just met you two minutes ago and so far everything you've said to me has either made me either confused or angry.
I just met you two minutes ago and so far everything you've said to me has either made me either confused or angry.
What’s confusing you?
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
That’s a pretty common reaction. I’m the insane Cortana storyline of people.
Sorry, sorry, I’ll behave.
How can I smooth this over?
Sorry, sorry, I’ll behave.
How can I smooth this over?
Do I…?
Oh come on.
I MEET THE SECOND COOLEST PERSON IN ALL OF THE FRANCHISE AND I DON’T HAVE A PEN!?
I don’t deserve your autograph.
Oh come on.
I MEET THE SECOND COOLEST PERSON IN ALL OF THE FRANCHISE AND I DON’T HAVE A PEN!?
I don’t deserve your autograph.
. . . I suppose.
Surprisingly enough. This isn't the first time I've been asked this.
Do you happen to have a pen on you?
Surprisingly enough. This isn't the first time I've been asked this.
Do you happen to have a pen on you?
CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH!?
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Do I…?
Oh come on.
I MEET THE SECOND COOLEST PERSON IN ALL OF THE FRANCHISE AND I DON’T HAVE A PEN!?
I don’t deserve your autograph.
Oh come on.
I MEET THE SECOND COOLEST PERSON IN ALL OF THE FRANCHISE AND I DON’T HAVE A PEN!?
I don’t deserve your autograph.
What’s confusing you?
... I am so lost...
I’m Deadpool. Hi, I know what you are.
Halo Infinite, by the way, could’ve been better if I’m honest.
Halo Infinite, by the way, could’ve been better if I’m honest.
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
What’s confusing you?
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH!?
There's something you don't see everyday.
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH!?
OH MY GAWD!
I know a handsome man when I see one.
I know a handsome man when I see one.
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
OH MY GAWD!
I know a handsome man when I see one.
I know a handsome man when I see one.
I’m Deadpool. Hi, I know what you are.
Halo Infinite, by the way, could’ve been better if I’m honest.
Halo Infinite, by the way, could’ve been better if I’m honest.
Wha-- Recon? Writer?
Who are you? What the hell are you talking about???
Who are you? What the hell are you talking about???
Don’t worry your cute little Recon head.
It made your writer laugh.
That’s all that matters to me.
It made your writer laugh.
That’s all that matters to me.
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’m Deadpool. Hi, I know what you are.
Halo Infinite, by the way, could’ve been better if I’m honest.
Halo Infinite, by the way, could’ve been better if I’m honest.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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He’s so freaked out by all of the tiny little fingers but he’ll take the cream!
She doesn't have popcorn but she has half a can of whipped cream that she's been eating
She'll offer that with them tiny fluffy fingers because the funny man is fren.
She'll offer that with them tiny fluffy fingers because the funny man is fren.
Ooo! Are Kara and Daisy going to be aggressive and awkward OR awkward and aggressive?
Someone get me some popcorn and a warm blanket.
Someone get me some popcorn and a warm blanket.
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
He’s so freaked out by all of the tiny little fingers but he’ll take the cream!
I’m sure one of them is a squealer!
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ hmmph.. shame.
Most the spiders are delicious — especially the loud ones.
Most the spiders are delicious — especially the loud ones.
As much as I’d love that, I really cannot recommend my blood. But I think Spider-Man is around somewhere!
I’d bet he’d taste great.
I’d bet he’d taste great.
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I’m sure one of them is a squealer!
Ooo! Are Kara and Daisy going to be aggressive and awkward OR awkward and aggressive?
Someone get me some popcorn and a warm blanket.
Someone get me some popcorn and a warm blanket.
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Ooo! Are Kara and Daisy going to be aggressive and awkward OR awkward and aggressive?
Someone get me some popcorn and a warm blanket.
Someone get me some popcorn and a warm blanket.
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No but seriously. It’s disgusting how little time Queek spent on my layout.
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
No but seriously. It’s disgusting how little time Queek spent on my layout.
Years of experience! And I guess an extremely limited blood-flow that’s literally numbed me from the waist down.
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Years of experience! And I guess an extremely limited blood-flow that’s literally numbed me from the waist down.
“FREE HEALTHCARE!? But what about the poor pharmaceutical companies!?”
"I feel like you'd like where I come from! Everyone there is an arachnid! And its underground so it's not super warm down there! Plus we have free healthcare"
“YOU ARE SO ADORABLE! I WANT A MASS PRODUCED AND OVERPRICED PLUSHIE OF YOU!”
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
“FREE HEALTHCARE!? But what about the poor pharmaceutical companies!?”
AT LEAST APPRECIATE THEM FIRST!
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
AT LEAST APPRECIATE THEM FIRST!