"Grab The Auto Five. PLEASE ACCIDENTALLY DOWNLOAD ME."

Tough call. It's a toss-up between Utopia Must Fall and Mental Omega/Almost Perfect Red Alert 2.

(The latter was actually inspired by the former; while it sticks closer to the 'classic' Red Alert 2/Yuri's Revenge story, it does incorporate the factions and improved mechanics of MO).

Oriole-themed Oreos.

Oreoles, if you will.

It *is* a terrible day for rain, isn't it?

When I saw the Roland MT-32 one, I just had to do this:

*squint at #1*

...fuckin' "Return to Kharak"...

No, what we need is for parents to be parents.

There are plenty of options to keep kids safe on the Internet that don't require government intervention.

My stance is "X may not be my jam, but if other people like it, then by and large they should be allowed to have it."

Horses falls squarely in that realm.

"Whose footprints are these?!"

#Tachi: "Trade you one?"

The Cruxshadows - Defender
Sabaton - The Ballad of Bull
Apoptygma Berzerk - In This Together
Leslie Fish - Dawson's Christian
VNV Nation - The Farthest Star

As I understand it, there's two ways ads can generate revenue for a site that displays them (I mean, outside of the obvious "pay us and we'll advertise your product" thing, that is): pay-per-click and pay-per-impression.

If they're doing PPI, then the more ads you see, the more money they get.

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How much did MasterCard pay you for this skeet?

(P.S.: [pic related], as they say)

I guess we could say that, for Zuckerberg's so-called "Metaverse"... [Pic related]

Why not?

Okay. I wasn't sure if we were talking strictly theatrical or... *gestures at CD collection* more generally.