anelephant
anelephant.bsky.social
anelephant
@anelephant.bsky.social
Baker, cook, movie watcher.
Stream tonight, then hopefully a stream of gas out of my ass. Cabbage and broccoli before a stream may be dangerous, but I’m WILLING to take that chance!
January 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Gassy dinosaur
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Oh to be in a fantasy party with a big, hunky scaly man who is known for being real boisterous and gassy
The amount of times when something smells rotten and he goes "Oops, that was me!" Is VERY often
January 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Tonight’s the night I load up on fiber and try and rip as much gas as I can.

Let’s. Fucking. Go.
January 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Been holding that one in for a looooooong time
January 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
get behind me, if you dare!
January 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dinner tonight: Cabbage with broccoli sprouts and eggs. Along with the inulin I drank, I ought to be ripping farts alllllllll night bwehehe
January 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Thinking about loading up on cabbage, eggs, and inulin tonight and having a little fart party. Would anyone wanna see my ass rip some farts tonight?!
January 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Readied my tum tum with inulin powder, and gonna have something indulgent for dessert to stir things up. I want my farts to burn a hole through my boxers!
January 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My New Year’s resolution: Find a willing and cool person who wants to absolutely bathe in my rancid, smelly farts.
January 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The egginess of my farts right now is beyond anything I’ve ever smelled before lol
December 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Robert Zemeckis needs an original hit FAST before he starts thinking about rebooting Back to the Future.
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 AM
@iheartbutts.bsky.social

You got that vid up QUICK! Much appreciated haha
December 2, 2024 at 1:53 AM
@iheartbutts.bsky.social

Hitpig! is available on streaming.
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 PM
What if I want a piece of gum, too?
November 29, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Fitness goal for the year: Achieved
November 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
They say to listen to music when you work out. It’s especially important to listen to something that can take your mind off of the workout and forget the pain and push through the pain/tiredness.

Today’s workout: 45 min. Peloton ride

Today’s listen: Straight Outta Lynwood by “Weird Al” Yankovic
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Is there anything more satisfying than guessing the framed.wtf in one frame?
Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
framed.wtf
November 22, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground
November 17, 2024 at 2:19 PM
You ever gaze out your bedroom window and think, “Why haven’t I sat on a can-shaped mound of refried beans?”
November 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM
What a boring headlining fight.
November 16, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Inulin + empty stomach = seemingly endless gas bwehehehe
November 11, 2024 at 1:57 AM