andy fleming
@andyzaster.bsky.social
comedian, podcaster, lover-- just a man.
You couldn't make Die Hard today, because Reginald Veljohnson's monologue would be like, "I shot a kid by accident-- but I covered my ass and said he was a lefty antifa wackjob and that he was trying to kill me. They put up a GoFundMe for me and now I'm the mayor."
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
You couldn't make Die Hard today, because Reginald Veljohnson's monologue would be like, "I shot a kid by accident-- but I covered my ass and said he was a lefty antifa wackjob and that he was trying to kill me. They put up a GoFundMe for me and now I'm the mayor."
I am Tulsa King We Todd Ed
October 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am Tulsa King We Todd Ed