Andy
@andythepoi.bsky.social
Love this planet, the cosmos, music, humanity.
Fucking DESPISE fascism and the wilful destruction of this gorgeous planet we all need.
Fucking DESPISE fascism and the wilful destruction of this gorgeous planet we all need.
I honestly don't know why the fuck megalomaniac CEOs all over the world are shitting themselves in underground bunkers right now.
If a table leaning at 45 degrees to an interior wall and a bottle of water can protect you from a nuclear holocaust - I'm damn sure bullets would bounce off too.
#ceo
If a table leaning at 45 degrees to an interior wall and a bottle of water can protect you from a nuclear holocaust - I'm damn sure bullets would bounce off too.
#ceo
December 7, 2024 at 8:57 AM
I honestly don't know why the fuck megalomaniac CEOs all over the world are shitting themselves in underground bunkers right now.
If a table leaning at 45 degrees to an interior wall and a bottle of water can protect you from a nuclear holocaust - I'm damn sure bullets would bounce off too.
#ceo
If a table leaning at 45 degrees to an interior wall and a bottle of water can protect you from a nuclear holocaust - I'm damn sure bullets would bounce off too.
#ceo
Just so you - Rod fucking Stewart ain't a hero of the feminist movement just cos he's had a pop at Gregg Wallace!
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Just so you - Rod fucking Stewart ain't a hero of the feminist movement just cos he's had a pop at Gregg Wallace!
I do this ALL the fucking time lol
Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.
To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
December 2, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I do this ALL the fucking time lol
Fuck Whamageddon
Play Gazageddon.
Actively look for a time when big media portray Israel in any other light than brave heroes defending themselves against a barrage of terrorist jackals.
You'll never be out.
#FreePalestine
#GazaIsDying
#Genocide
Play Gazageddon.
Actively look for a time when big media portray Israel in any other light than brave heroes defending themselves against a barrage of terrorist jackals.
You'll never be out.
#FreePalestine
#GazaIsDying
#Genocide
December 1, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Fuck Whamageddon
Play Gazageddon.
Actively look for a time when big media portray Israel in any other light than brave heroes defending themselves against a barrage of terrorist jackals.
You'll never be out.
#FreePalestine
#GazaIsDying
#Genocide
Play Gazageddon.
Actively look for a time when big media portray Israel in any other light than brave heroes defending themselves against a barrage of terrorist jackals.
You'll never be out.
#FreePalestine
#GazaIsDying
#Genocide
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I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈
November 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Stop what you're doing RIGHT now - put away every distraction around you - and listen to this.
I guarantee you will feel better than you do before you listened 🥰✊️
#music
##newrelease
#beautiful
youtu.be/24AzQWF8fRI?...
I guarantee you will feel better than you do before you listened 🥰✊️
#music
##newrelease
#beautiful
youtu.be/24AzQWF8fRI?...
SAINT MOTEL - Stay Golden (Official Video)
YouTube video by Saint Motel
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Stop what you're doing RIGHT now - put away every distraction around you - and listen to this.
I guarantee you will feel better than you do before you listened 🥰✊️
#music
##newrelease
#beautiful
youtu.be/24AzQWF8fRI?...
I guarantee you will feel better than you do before you listened 🥰✊️
#music
##newrelease
#beautiful
youtu.be/24AzQWF8fRI?...
❤️💛💚
White folks love quoting Martin Luther
'Cause he held hands and prayed while they bombed his building
Good for him but the times have changed
And don't forget, white folks still killed him
#BobVylan
'Cause he held hands and prayed while they bombed his building
Good for him but the times have changed
And don't forget, white folks still killed him
#BobVylan
November 27, 2024 at 1:16 PM
❤️💛💚
This is genius lol
Word of the day, though I’m sure no one will need it, is ‘eye servant’ (16th century): an individual who only pays attention or works hard when the boss is looking.
November 27, 2024 at 1:16 PM
This is genius lol
How many fascists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two
One to change the bulb and one to pick up his teeth after you've hit in the face with your spade
😁
Two
One to change the bulb and one to pick up his teeth after you've hit in the face with your spade
😁
November 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
How many fascists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two
One to change the bulb and one to pick up his teeth after you've hit in the face with your spade
😁
Two
One to change the bulb and one to pick up his teeth after you've hit in the face with your spade
😁
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. All those carrots mean we can see in the dark!
Carnie motherfuckers
😁
None. All those carrots mean we can see in the dark!
Carnie motherfuckers
😁
November 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. All those carrots mean we can see in the dark!
Carnie motherfuckers
😁
None. All those carrots mean we can see in the dark!
Carnie motherfuckers
😁
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I registered quite a few years ago now and it was incredibly straightforward to do. Please do consider it.
🚨8-year-old Lilian has a rare blood disorder & needs a #lifesaver! Her stem cell donor match fell through, leaving her family devastated💔
Now, she’s back at square one but you can help by registering as a DKMS stem cell donor. It’s easy to do🙏
www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
Now, she’s back at square one but you can help by registering as a DKMS stem cell donor. It’s easy to do🙏
www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
November 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I registered quite a few years ago now and it was incredibly straightforward to do. Please do consider it.
RIP Rishmeet Singh.
😥
Came to the UK fleeing Taliban violence - knifed to death on this day in 2021 - in a horrific attack after being misidentified as a rival by a local gang.
His life was snuffed out in 30 seconds, after he stumbled helping a friend.
He was 16 years old
😥
Came to the UK fleeing Taliban violence - knifed to death on this day in 2021 - in a horrific attack after being misidentified as a rival by a local gang.
His life was snuffed out in 30 seconds, after he stumbled helping a friend.
He was 16 years old
November 24, 2024 at 12:05 PM
RIP Rishmeet Singh.
😥
Came to the UK fleeing Taliban violence - knifed to death on this day in 2021 - in a horrific attack after being misidentified as a rival by a local gang.
His life was snuffed out in 30 seconds, after he stumbled helping a friend.
He was 16 years old
😥
Came to the UK fleeing Taliban violence - knifed to death on this day in 2021 - in a horrific attack after being misidentified as a rival by a local gang.
His life was snuffed out in 30 seconds, after he stumbled helping a friend.
He was 16 years old
@shayneredacted.bsky.social fucking LOVE your bio brother!
November 23, 2024 at 10:45 AM
@shayneredacted.bsky.social fucking LOVE your bio brother!
Word!
Another one that fits Clarkson rather well.
'This country's in dire need of a fucking spanking, mate
A good overhaul, get the fucking dinosaurs out'
#BobVylan
'This country's in dire need of a fucking spanking, mate
A good overhaul, get the fucking dinosaurs out'
#BobVylan
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Word!
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This one's for Clarkson, humiliated at his little rally by the simple, honest, factual questions of Victoria Derbyshire 🤣.
'Big man, big man, you're the king of this land
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Big man, king of his land
Where are you going? Where are you going?'
#BobVylan
'Big man, big man, you're the king of this land
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Big man, king of his land
Where are you going? Where are you going?'
#BobVylan
November 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
This one's for Clarkson, humiliated at his little rally by the simple, honest, factual questions of Victoria Derbyshire 🤣.
'Big man, big man, you're the king of this land
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Big man, king of his land
Where are you going? Where are you going?'
#BobVylan
'Big man, big man, you're the king of this land
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Big man, king of his land
Where are you going? Where are you going?'
#BobVylan
I bought some balsa wood and crafting knives the other day - perfect timing!
I'm about halfway to making the world's smallest violin for Jeremy fucking Clarkson!
I'm about halfway to making the world's smallest violin for Jeremy fucking Clarkson!
November 20, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I bought some balsa wood and crafting knives the other day - perfect timing!
I'm about halfway to making the world's smallest violin for Jeremy fucking Clarkson!
I'm about halfway to making the world's smallest violin for Jeremy fucking Clarkson!
If farmers just stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees all the damn time they'd save up enough over a lifetime to easily pay inheritance tax when the time comes.
Don't see what all the fuss is about!
Don't see what all the fuss is about!
November 19, 2024 at 12:19 PM
If farmers just stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees all the damn time they'd save up enough over a lifetime to easily pay inheritance tax when the time comes.
Don't see what all the fuss is about!
Don't see what all the fuss is about!
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Is it snowing out there Doreen?
"It's cold out here
And the games being played ain't fun
Landlord just raised your rent
Better get yourself a gun'
"It's cold out here
And the games being played ain't fun
Landlord just raised your rent
Better get yourself a gun'
November 19, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Is it snowing out there Doreen?
"It's cold out here
And the games being played ain't fun
Landlord just raised your rent
Better get yourself a gun'
"It's cold out here
And the games being played ain't fun
Landlord just raised your rent
Better get yourself a gun'
Hello Bluesky - it's fucking ace to escape the clutches of that prick Musk innit?
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Hello Bluesky - it's fucking ace to escape the clutches of that prick Musk innit?