💦 2025 loads given/ taken: 6/ 164💦
Who’s stuffing my turkey next?
Who’s stuffing my turkey next?
Woman: $20 cover, dear
Me: …
20yo behind me: DO YOU SELL CHICKEN HERE?
Woman chuckling: This is a gay bar dear
20yo: OH DAMN! I WANT SOME CHICKEN
Me: This is not the cock you’re looking for.
Woman: HA!
20yo: grumbles, leaves
Woman to me: Have fun dear
Me: I intended to
Woman: $20 cover, dear
Me: …
20yo behind me: DO YOU SELL CHICKEN HERE?
Woman chuckling: This is a gay bar dear
20yo: OH DAMN! I WANT SOME CHICKEN
Me: This is not the cock you’re looking for.
Woman: HA!
20yo: grumbles, leaves
Woman to me: Have fun dear
Me: I intended to