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In the wake of the tragic killing of Charlie Kirk, let us all work to reduce the temperature of political speech so that violence will [CHYRON: SITTING PRESIDENT BAYS FOR HEADS OF POLITICAL OPPONENTS]
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
In the wake of the tragic killing of Charlie Kirk, let us all work to reduce the temperature of political speech so that violence will [CHYRON: SITTING PRESIDENT BAYS FOR HEADS OF POLITICAL OPPONENTS]
Breaking News: ICE Will Not Stop, Collaborate OR Listen
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Breaking News: ICE Will Not Stop, Collaborate OR Listen
Ineptstein Was Incapable of Killing Himself
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ineptstein Was Incapable of Killing Himself
At Judas Priest. Most interesting: my personal judgments of others based on their metal shirts - Iron Maiden (my people), Metallica (zzzzzzz), Slayer (past your bedtime kid), Def Leppard (no), Deep Purple (oh FUCK YOU you goddamn poser)
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
At Judas Priest. Most interesting: my personal judgments of others based on their metal shirts - Iron Maiden (my people), Metallica (zzzzzzz), Slayer (past your bedtime kid), Def Leppard (no), Deep Purple (oh FUCK YOU you goddamn poser)
I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR
We have arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa! What's... what's her name? It's, uh, Girrell... Frend. What's HIS name? Why, uh, he's the super notorious and well-known, um, Bowen... Spurs.
October 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
We have arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa! What's... what's her name? It's, uh, Girrell... Frend. What's HIS name? Why, uh, he's the super notorious and well-known, um, Bowen... Spurs.
AT LAST OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER - Diane Keaton, dead at 79
October 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
AT LAST OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER - Diane Keaton, dead at 79
An argument probably could be made that the Nobel Prize for Peace really should be Trump's, seeing how it's his birthday, and he wants it, Precious.
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
An argument probably could be made that the Nobel Prize for Peace really should be Trump's, seeing how it's his birthday, and he wants it, Precious.
I fully expect the Puppy Bowl to beat the Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Event in the ratings. ESPECIALLY if they get Lee Greenwood
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I fully expect the Puppy Bowl to beat the Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Event in the ratings. ESPECIALLY if they get Lee Greenwood
Acronyms can serve as useful abbreviations, allowing a kind of mental shorthand that crops the length of things you would otherwise have to spell out fully - like Away From Keyboard, As Soon As Possible, or Risky For Kids, Junior.
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Acronyms can serve as useful abbreviations, allowing a kind of mental shorthand that crops the length of things you would otherwise have to spell out fully - like Away From Keyboard, As Soon As Possible, or Risky For Kids, Junior.
Why is everyone trying to get me to buy Crypto; sure he has super-powers but c'mon folks he's JUST A DOG WITH PEOPLE AND A HOME
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why is everyone trying to get me to buy Crypto; sure he has super-powers but c'mon folks he's JUST A DOG WITH PEOPLE AND A HOME
Perhaps we are not, after all, going to find out who's naughty or nice.
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Perhaps we are not, after all, going to find out who's naughty or nice.
I sure hope we get a movie about the 'Big Balls' carjacking and Edward Coristine plays himself because that will be the SECOND best chance we'll get of seeing a virgin on the big screen
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I sure hope we get a movie about the 'Big Balls' carjacking and Edward Coristine plays himself because that will be the SECOND best chance we'll get of seeing a virgin on the big screen
No no fellow whiteys, the superbowl show is BAD BUNDY, an uproarious medley of the comedic stylings of Married... With Children, possibly the whitest show in the history of television. Tune in fearlessly and if you see any brown people, you KNOW Al Bundy will soon be having a laugh at their expense!
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No no fellow whiteys, the superbowl show is BAD BUNDY, an uproarious medley of the comedic stylings of Married... With Children, possibly the whitest show in the history of television. Tune in fearlessly and if you see any brown people, you KNOW Al Bundy will soon be having a laugh at their expense!
Some day the breeze will stir their remains, left to hang as a warning to those whose ambition exceeds their fear of the consequences of their own actions
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Some day the breeze will stir their remains, left to hang as a warning to those whose ambition exceeds their fear of the consequences of their own actions
MOST PEOPLE WANT ME TO START THE FIRE. EVERY DAY PEOPLE BEG ME, PLEASE PRESIDENT TRUMP, START THE FIRE, YOUR THE BEST PYRO, TORCH THE JOINT - IT'S INSURED! I DID STOP THE ROCK-AND-ROLLAH COLA WARS, AND MANY OTHERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
MOST PEOPLE WANT ME TO START THE FIRE. EVERY DAY PEOPLE BEG ME, PLEASE PRESIDENT TRUMP, START THE FIRE, YOUR THE BEST PYRO, TORCH THE JOINT - IT'S INSURED! I DID STOP THE ROCK-AND-ROLLAH COLA WARS, AND MANY OTHERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
I asked Google if Donald Trump was a polyp. It said he wasn't, but that a benign polyp was found and removed during a routine screening. I pressed and asked if Donald Trump WERE a polyp, could he become cancerous? Google had to admit that was possible.
I have to take my amusement wherever I can.
I have to take my amusement wherever I can.
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I asked Google if Donald Trump was a polyp. It said he wasn't, but that a benign polyp was found and removed during a routine screening. I pressed and asked if Donald Trump WERE a polyp, could he become cancerous? Google had to admit that was possible.
I have to take my amusement wherever I can.
I have to take my amusement wherever I can.
From the Halls of Montevilla to the shores of Venice Beach / We will fight Der Fuhrer's battles nevermind the overreach / We will smash those creeps in Antifa and defeat George Soros' wiles / Anything to dodge the worstest thing and release the Epstein Files
September 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
From the Halls of Montevilla to the shores of Venice Beach / We will fight Der Fuhrer's battles nevermind the overreach / We will smash those creeps in Antifa and defeat George Soros' wiles / Anything to dodge the worstest thing and release the Epstein Files
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I "CAN'T TAKE IT WITH ME"?! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED? PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!
September 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I "CAN'T TAKE IT WITH ME"?! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED? PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!
OHHH no, evangelical Christians. You voted for Trump; you can't Rapture your way out of this. You can't get away. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
September 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
OHHH no, evangelical Christians. You voted for Trump; you can't Rapture your way out of this. You can't get away. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
One of the things I hate about this timeline is that it's putting me firmly on the side of Jimmy Kimmel. Some of us haven't forgotten about the Man Show.
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
One of the things I hate about this timeline is that it's putting me firmly on the side of Jimmy Kimmel. Some of us haven't forgotten about the Man Show.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY I AM DESIGNATING 'COWBOYS FANS' A DANGEROUS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION - THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
September 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY I AM DESIGNATING 'COWBOYS FANS' A DANGEROUS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION - THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
I have been fighting a rat problem in my home but I have been killing them off successfully. I have started naming my kills after Trump attorneys. Natch, Chesebro was the first to go, then Dershowitz, because Dershowitz. Tonight I bagged Bove. This makes me creepily happy.
September 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I have been fighting a rat problem in my home but I have been killing them off successfully. I have started naming my kills after Trump attorneys. Natch, Chesebro was the first to go, then Dershowitz, because Dershowitz. Tonight I bagged Bove. This makes me creepily happy.
In Daredevil: Born Again season 2, dropping next March, a wealthy populist has taken over the government and bends the system to his will; only a few heroes dare to oppose. This is on Disney+, the corporate family that caved to fascist pressure to fire Jimmy Kimmel.
*twitch*
*twitch*
September 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In Daredevil: Born Again season 2, dropping next March, a wealthy populist has taken over the government and bends the system to his will; only a few heroes dare to oppose. This is on Disney+, the corporate family that caved to fascist pressure to fire Jimmy Kimmel.
*twitch*
*twitch*
Unsealed transcript:
P1: Trans lefty lib lover, I confess all: I have crimed.
P2: If only such were not our natural, yet unnatural, inclination! Whatever shall we do?
P1: Not release the Epstein files, that's for sure! Hail Soros!
P2: HAIL SOROS.
P1: Trans lefty lib lover, I confess all: I have crimed.
P2: If only such were not our natural, yet unnatural, inclination! Whatever shall we do?
P1: Not release the Epstein files, that's for sure! Hail Soros!
P2: HAIL SOROS.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Unsealed transcript:
P1: Trans lefty lib lover, I confess all: I have crimed.
P2: If only such were not our natural, yet unnatural, inclination! Whatever shall we do?
P1: Not release the Epstein files, that's for sure! Hail Soros!
P2: HAIL SOROS.
P1: Trans lefty lib lover, I confess all: I have crimed.
P2: If only such were not our natural, yet unnatural, inclination! Whatever shall we do?
P1: Not release the Epstein files, that's for sure! Hail Soros!
P2: HAIL SOROS.