I had a black 3dr as my first car. The 3dr is still to this day one of the all time best looking cars to ever hit the roads, regardless of price or class. The 5dr is scarily frumpy looking!

I’m feeling emboldened by the fact that nobody will really see my shite chat on here yet. Although that’s not really much different from my Twitter, come to think of it…

Not to blow smoke up your arse, but at least one in twenty of your posts are above average.

Is this place ready for one of your more colourful outbursts yet?

My only decent Hearts related post was saying goodbye to Michael Smith. I don’t need to be reminded of something so negative just yet.