Andy Rubin
@andyrubin.bsky.social
Professional vacationer, amateur gambler. Once drank 8 Super Big Gulps in 1 day. FTFO.
Shoulda come to the live show in Atlanta
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Shoulda come to the live show in Atlanta
Murph is Murphy J. Murphington III (yes, he’s our first Murphy), but only for super formal occasions like weddings and dog parks
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Murph is Murphy J. Murphington III (yes, he’s our first Murphy), but only for super formal occasions like weddings and dog parks
My favorite part of this is that there’s a non zero chance that someone eats a hat because of it
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My favorite part of this is that there’s a non zero chance that someone eats a hat because of it
lol I wasn’t even close. Davis is in *seven* conferences next year:
Mountain West for most sports
Big Sky football
Big 12 lacrosse
Golden Coast women’s water polo
West Coast men’s WP, beach VB
ECAC equestrian
MPSF field hockey
Mountain West for most sports
Big Sky football
Big 12 lacrosse
Golden Coast women’s water polo
West Coast men’s WP, beach VB
ECAC equestrian
MPSF field hockey
September 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
lol I wasn’t even close. Davis is in *seven* conferences next year:
Mountain West for most sports
Big Sky football
Big 12 lacrosse
Golden Coast women’s water polo
West Coast men’s WP, beach VB
ECAC equestrian
MPSF field hockey
Mountain West for most sports
Big Sky football
Big 12 lacrosse
Golden Coast women’s water polo
West Coast men’s WP, beach VB
ECAC equestrian
MPSF field hockey
College red zone also doesn’t work because no ESPN producer is going to cut to the Iowa game just so we can see them punt from the Rutgers 31 yard line
August 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
College red zone also doesn’t work because no ESPN producer is going to cut to the Iowa game just so we can see them punt from the Rutgers 31 yard line
Alex don’t you live in SoCal now? Hoodie and shorts season never ends
April 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Alex don’t you live in SoCal now? Hoodie and shorts season never ends
And meanwhile the Padres, with no actual official ownership in place, extended Jackson Merrill for a decade
April 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And meanwhile the Padres, with no actual official ownership in place, extended Jackson Merrill for a decade
Now that Tokyo is replacing theirs it also stands out by far as the worst of the versions, but at least it’s doubly worst?
March 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Now that Tokyo is replacing theirs it also stands out by far as the worst of the versions, but at least it’s doubly worst?
24 year old Frosted Flakes are 100% still edible too
February 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
24 year old Frosted Flakes are 100% still edible too
We’d furnished our college apartment with a ton of secondhand stuff that no one really wanted anymore. After graduation 1 roommate threw an old tv off the 3rd floor balcony. An hour later the apartment was basically cleaned out and in a huge pile on the field below. Saved on moving expense at least
February 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We’d furnished our college apartment with a ton of secondhand stuff that no one really wanted anymore. After graduation 1 roommate threw an old tv off the 3rd floor balcony. An hour later the apartment was basically cleaned out and in a huge pile on the field below. Saved on moving expense at least
eSIM is just data. We leave the main line on - but turn data roaming off - in case we need to receive a text like for 2FA. But answering a call or sending a green text back will incur a charge from our home carrier. Instead we use the eSIM data for WhatsApp/Messages/FaceTime calls/texts
January 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
eSIM is just data. We leave the main line on - but turn data roaming off - in case we need to receive a text like for 2FA. But answering a call or sending a green text back will incur a charge from our home carrier. Instead we use the eSIM data for WhatsApp/Messages/FaceTime calls/texts
I almost fainted when I first read this, thinking I could now stock up on Homefield at my local Costco
January 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I almost fainted when I first read this, thinking I could now stock up on Homefield at my local Costco
Most people don’t know this but lemon is a classic complement to a bills broncos citrus bowl
January 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Most people don’t know this but lemon is a classic complement to a bills broncos citrus bowl
I was gonna be 3 credits short for graduation from USC so I took a summer school class called “history of sports” with Rob Johnson, Jason Sehorn, and a bunch of other football players. 10/10 class, no notes
January 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I was gonna be 3 credits short for graduation from USC so I took a summer school class called “history of sports” with Rob Johnson, Jason Sehorn, and a bunch of other football players. 10/10 class, no notes
Life became much easier a couple years ago when we just embraced the happy new year card instead
Also, the people who timed it so we’d get their card the Friday after Thanksgiving? Gtfo
Also, the people who timed it so we’d get their card the Friday after Thanksgiving? Gtfo
December 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Life became much easier a couple years ago when we just embraced the happy new year card instead
Also, the people who timed it so we’d get their card the Friday after Thanksgiving? Gtfo
Also, the people who timed it so we’d get their card the Friday after Thanksgiving? Gtfo
Real snowflake kinda bullshit imo
December 13, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Real snowflake kinda bullshit imo
ngl this makes no sense to me. Various Davis sports could very well still play in 4 different conferences
December 10, 2024 at 10:58 PM
ngl this makes no sense to me. Various Davis sports could very well still play in 4 different conferences
Missing hands and wings :( I won’t bid a penny over $29,999
December 10, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Missing hands and wings :( I won’t bid a penny over $29,999
Wait what? You can’t do this without a link. I will lowball them
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Wait what? You can’t do this without a link. I will lowball them
We had to connect in Miami to get home last week. I’ve been there enough to know better so I intentionally booked a 3.5 hour connection. We still almost missed our flight
December 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM
We had to connect in Miami to get home last week. I’ve been there enough to know better so I intentionally booked a 3.5 hour connection. We still almost missed our flight
This was a fun exercise. Goal for next year is more international than domestic (or at least more than random inland cities in CA)
December 4, 2024 at 7:16 PM
This was a fun exercise. Goal for next year is more international than domestic (or at least more than random inland cities in CA)
What’s crazy about this is like 30% of the Union voted against it!
August 21, 2023 at 10:04 PM
What’s crazy about this is like 30% of the Union voted against it!
Not to stress you out but I just hope you don’t end up like the girl on tiktok who dropped her car off at the moving truck and then got a call later that day from the broker saying yeah your truck will be there shortly. She no longer has a car
August 21, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Not to stress you out but I just hope you don’t end up like the girl on tiktok who dropped her car off at the moving truck and then got a call later that day from the broker saying yeah your truck will be there shortly. She no longer has a car