Existential Judge Dredd
@andyrdore.bsky.social
Autocondimentor, FL, baseball, gardening, whatever
My groceries cost $2 more? Is he only talking about one item or the whole shopping cart?
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My groceries cost $2 more? Is he only talking about one item or the whole shopping cart?
Sounds like a clear insurance scam to me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sounds like a clear insurance scam to me.
FL Dems running someone good against him or no? They can offer all the carrots in the world, but until they pose an actual threat to the opposition in FL, they don't have a shot.
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
FL Dems running someone good against him or no? They can offer all the carrots in the world, but until they pose an actual threat to the opposition in FL, they don't have a shot.
Next to zero chance he's getting voted out in his district if we're being honest.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Next to zero chance he's getting voted out in his district if we're being honest.
"Scraping for crumbs?" Why don't these people just ask daddy to put more money in their bank accounts? Don't they know how to pick themselves up by their bootstraps like me?
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"Scraping for crumbs?" Why don't these people just ask daddy to put more money in their bank accounts? Don't they know how to pick themselves up by their bootstraps like me?
What makes Star Wars good is puppets. The puppets were better in Empire.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What makes Star Wars good is puppets. The puppets were better in Empire.
Not driving, travelling!
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Not driving, travelling!
Not Kent Brockman!
a cartoon of a man saying democracy simply doesn 't work
ALT: a cartoon of a man saying democracy simply doesn 't work
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not Kent Brockman!
Come to FL! We love NYers! Cheap cost of living! Low property taxes! Cheap insurance rates! Great schools for your kids! Definitely no criminal activity either! Weather is great year round and especially between May - September! Moving because of a mayor you didn't vote for will really be worth it!
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Come to FL! We love NYers! Cheap cost of living! Low property taxes! Cheap insurance rates! Great schools for your kids! Definitely no criminal activity either! Weather is great year round and especially between May - September! Moving because of a mayor you didn't vote for will really be worth it!
Never go full platoon.
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Never go full platoon.
Fishermen don't overfish, fishing rods do. Sometimes those fish are just in the wrong place at the wrong time. The only way to stop it is with a good fish with a good rod.
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fishermen don't overfish, fishing rods do. Sometimes those fish are just in the wrong place at the wrong time. The only way to stop it is with a good fish with a good rod.
His '84 Donruss rookie is a HOF baseball card for sure.
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
His '84 Donruss rookie is a HOF baseball card for sure.
I'll give it to Sliwa, he wouldn't throw rocks at Linus's tent.
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I'll give it to Sliwa, he wouldn't throw rocks at Linus's tent.
Be sure to check out early Voivod, Celtic Frost and Vio-lence.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Be sure to check out early Voivod, Celtic Frost and Vio-lence.
No East Coast trips is a little unusual though? They played on the East Coast the past 3 Spring Trainings.
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No East Coast trips is a little unusual though? They played on the East Coast the past 3 Spring Trainings.
I had the trash can that said "Pitchers pay the price, when they face Jim Rice."
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I had the trash can that said "Pitchers pay the price, when they face Jim Rice."
1989 also saw Was (Not Was) hit #7 with Walk the Dinosaur in the US, so it was obviously a banger year no matter what people think about Bobby Brown.
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
1989 also saw Was (Not Was) hit #7 with Walk the Dinosaur in the US, so it was obviously a banger year no matter what people think about Bobby Brown.
My family is going to hate me for adding this to my vocabulary.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My family is going to hate me for adding this to my vocabulary.
The equivalent of the dorkiest kid you knew on the school bus giving you the finger. As a candidate, he is the piles.
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The equivalent of the dorkiest kid you knew on the school bus giving you the finger. As a candidate, he is the piles.
Some of the banks down here still have the pneumatic tubes when you pull up instead of atms. It makes depositing live checks way more enjoyable than most of the slop on the internet.
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Some of the banks down here still have the pneumatic tubes when you pull up instead of atms. It makes depositing live checks way more enjoyable than most of the slop on the internet.