Wash it down with a nice refreshing can of corn milk.

Also 6'4 and I do the same thing. Or if there's a pillar or something at a basement show I'll stand in front of that since it's already an obstructed view.

I don't know, we are in Western PA. An adult might've said "well hell, son let's get you a real gun so it looks better"

Makes me think of when they had us pose for pictures for some reason at an old job.

"Can I do finger guns?"
"Sure, do whatever you want"
*2 weeks later*
"We need to retake your picture. You can't do finger guns."

Reading this like it's a dance call in one of those cheesy 60's movies.

Beach ball is bigger than puck, that's why joke is.

I think it was NHL 99 that had the puck elasticity slider. We'd crank it up the whole way and just let chaos ensue.

We also need a guy that's secretly really good at skiing but doesn't do it anymore for tragic reasons that will be revealed later.

Sorry, I'm already spending my time preparing for the big cross country ski race to save the rec center and I've already hit my allotted amount of montages.

Alt text? Alt right? I'm just asking questions!

Yeah, I'm into raw DSBM. Raw delicately salted beets, marinated.