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Andy Merritt
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You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.
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Like hey, it’s great that the rich guys got their jewelry back. But…
“At the same time, the agent identified a series of blunders that helped law enforcers identify the culprits and, crucially, connect them directly to many of the stolen items. The mistakes included a series of selfies that the alleged burglars, according to the complaint, apparently shared with others as if to advertise their exploits. They uploaded the photos to a secure Apple iCloud account, but the FBI was able to access it with a search warrant.”
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Sometimes, the typo makes the sentence so much more entertaining...
January 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Was just reminded of the greatest/worst Thanksgiving marketing email subject line of all time:
Email subject line from a PetSmart marketing email reading: "Don't forget to include your pet in your Thanksgiving feast!"
November 22, 2023 at 3:20 PM