Closer by Joy Division.

I moved into a place where there were lots of ornaments and ghastly objects everywhere. I took photos of it all and put it all in a box, labelled "landlord's junk", and put the box in the garage. When it was time to leave, I managed to break the garage door so that I couldn't get to the boxes...

Thank you so much Simon and Ann!!

I've been wanting to read this book ever since I read "Villager" by @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social and Tom says his latest is the best he has written so far.

Lovely!

The latest Tom Cox please!

... having complied with rule one.

I hereby pop a comment as entry to the competition in accordance with rule two of said competition.

I have one in my ear you may want to sell there.

#TWOSHOWSINONE

Strictly Come All Hours

Also, paintings by me:
andycragg.com/art/

Some of which are on eBay: www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?i...

And my photos: www.akjcragg.com

Um, and music: chintzbaby.com

That lot will sock it to AI!

andykjcragg.co.uk - Short Stories (and some screenplays and a play) written all by me and not a machine (unless you count Grammarly...)

"Typo" is a word I misspell frequently.

They say don't meet your heroes, but I had a lovely chat with him in Bristol once. When he was dragged away to do a Q&A by a Radio 1 runner, he turned and acknowledged me with a wave.

So many bands we never heard again when John died.

Thanks Ian, I shall keep an eye out for Wednesdays and Pagans!

Looking forward to reading this!

Half a pi?

Wow! Did you write the screenplay as well?