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Garbage Ape in the streets, Jimmy in the sheets. A nice lad from St. Louis. I invented uncrustables. I lie about having invented uncrustables. Crusts are cool.
All Pops are Castards.
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I bet nobody loves Charlie Kirk enough to get this portrait tattooed on them.
September 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Look at these fancy-ass minions.
August 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ancient goatse meme
June 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"I want Team Sonic Racing!"
"We have Team Sonic Racing at home."
Team Sonic Racing at home:
June 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Most people don't remember this but from 1965 until she was reimagined in 1975, Hello Kitty had a subtly different design.
June 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mistakes were made.
May 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This photo reminds me of when they make the mistake of showing that Muppets have legs.
March 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Need to petition Matt Gourley and Paul Rust to do Intriger We Trust with Giger and Rust.
February 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
January 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy Birthday Sir Rodney Stewart!
January 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Captain Eads was a proto-Brock Lovett with his love of wet treasure.

@pftompkins.bsky.social
@mohistorymuseum.bsky.social
January 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm a fan of poetry.
January 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
December 17, 2024 at 10:23 PM
December 17, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I'm proud to have made this joke bumper sticker back when she was running in a crowded (center-right) field.
December 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Pinatas in Toy Story are sentient, right?
December 17, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Finally, the perfect gift for the person with a weird puss.
December 16, 2024 at 2:41 PM
PETA: We're going to change some minds this year! 2024 is gonna be the Thanksgiving that really shakes things up!
Also PETA:
November 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Found a picture of Jimmy John Petesway's house. It looks reasonably clean.

The Neighborhood Listen S7 E8
John Milhiser
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Nicole Parker
@brettmorris.bsky.social in THE Mug Room
November 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
You might find some more fuel in this one from five years ago.
November 21, 2024 at 9:52 PM
This guy is going to "make America healthy again" and "eliminate poisons from our food"
November 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Bluesky needs just a touch of this insanity. This fool. Scott Adams' brain dead posts. Stuff like this that we can all point and laugh at.
September 27, 2024 at 1:06 AM
From that era of DC when Riddler had a ska band.
September 4, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Who did more drugs: the artist or the person who had it framed?
September 4, 2023 at 1:53 AM