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@andyjuett.bsky.social
“I pickle they.”
You gotta hand it to known lunatic (and former convict) Dealin’ Doug going balls out at BRANDON DODGE with his MAGA Sale. Truly next level commitment.
June 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Old Italian Woman: Who's that?
Old Italian Man: That's Luigi. The kid who killed the United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
December 10, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Joe Burrow looks like the enemy of The Wiggles.
December 10, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I understand what you’re saying but I wouldn’t say KRYPTONITE since we’ve owned them a lot
December 2, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Kash Patel will be the first Director of the FBI who looks like he’s both delivering and hearing the phrase FREEZE FBI simultaneously.
December 1, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Athletes. The last Gladiators.

*Looks at the The Emirates NBA Cup court.*

Bring out Adam Silver.

👎

*Roar, Dunk, Therapy for Yellow and Red courts everywhere*

Hey, guys. Adam Silver is fine. This was all a bleet. A charade.

But this is the worst basketball can look and it makes it all terrible.
November 27, 2024 at 2:54 AM
It’s simple. The coach that plays John Tesh LIVE at Red Rocks in the locker room at halftime wins.
November 23, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I tricked you!
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
If you’re not making stickers and texting them to your friends while you take a shit, you’re doing life wrong.

Here’s a few Chuck Mangione stickers I made to get you started.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Do you guys remember the 11/11/11 1111 Balloon Squat at 11:11? I made 11 wishes that day and they all came true in one group of 11.
November 18, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Who wore it better
November 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM
This fight is gonna be crazy - what do you think extremely choppy and inaudible kufi Barbie Cedric the entertainer
November 16, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Totally
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
November 16, 2024 at 4:14 AM
This is the BEST it’s looked since it’s been on and it looks worse than Buster Douglas Knockout Boxing.
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Double knockout is the only good possible scenario for the Mike Tyson / Jake Paul fight tonight.
November 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
It’s going to be a dope Friday with no problems. No problems at all I bet.
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Welcome to Blue Sky. Your towels are in the hallway. Your pillows and blankets are in the hallway. Your toilet is in the hallway. There’s a 30” TV in the common area on Tuesdays. We cook our food with curling irons over here. Hope you can hack it, Choncho.
November 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM