Not only did I inadvertently buy the fat-free version of Longley Farm natural yoghurt from Just Natural but Crookes Co-op ignored my membership card and I paid 50p more than I should. Disproportionally affected by these two things. Will go for a run to recover.

Cheese. Mmmmmmm.

Yoga and live harp you say? I'm not sure my cognitive capacity could cope with learning both yoga and harp simultaneously, particularly within the 90 minute time frame given. #Yoga #Harp

I'd be really impressed by #AI if, rather than being tagged-on as the greatest thing ever in every advert for things that have already existed for years, it was able to mute adverts that contain any mention of AI. That's possible without AI, but obvs that isn't in the interests of commerce.

You can tell the class of a smoking paraphernalia establishment by the location of the door. #Premium #Quality #Gaspers

Gave this to a colleague when taking voluntary severance. A bottle of Henderson's Relish with a use by date of October 2016. Had to slightly dismantle a cupboard to get to it as the key was mislaid. #Relish