@andydonewithelon.bsky.social
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me and the boys deploying to Caracas because theo von convinced our friends who dropped out of high school to vote for Trump
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
me and the boys deploying to Caracas because theo von convinced our friends who dropped out of high school to vote for Trump
I have survived Thanksgiving with my Trumper in-laws. Christmas and several birthdays to go. Coast should be clear by the spring time, then I'll get another 6 month respite. Maybe the big guy will be dead by then and everything will be more tolerable.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have survived Thanksgiving with my Trumper in-laws. Christmas and several birthdays to go. Coast should be clear by the spring time, then I'll get another 6 month respite. Maybe the big guy will be dead by then and everything will be more tolerable.
For as long as I live I'll never forget that one Tom Cruise appearance on Oprah
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
For as long as I live I'll never forget that one Tom Cruise appearance on Oprah
Having a diet cheat day and my GOD Burger King double cheeseburgers are so fucking good
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Having a diet cheat day and my GOD Burger King double cheeseburgers are so fucking good
Marjorie Taylor Greene is and always will be a cunt and any right wing extremist violence coming her way will be of her own making.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is and always will be a cunt and any right wing extremist violence coming her way will be of her own making.
how is it that what feels like the last sip of a Starbucks coffee is actually always like 3 sips?
#philosophy
#philosophy
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
how is it that what feels like the last sip of a Starbucks coffee is actually always like 3 sips?
#philosophy
#philosophy
I think my favorite part of Curb Your Enthusiasm is Larry's pointless office
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think my favorite part of Curb Your Enthusiasm is Larry's pointless office
There need to be Nuremburg trials for the entire Republican party once this is all behind us
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There need to be Nuremburg trials for the entire Republican party once this is all behind us
Trump blowing Bill Clinton wasn’t expected news when I woke up this morning but I’m here for it anyways
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Trump blowing Bill Clinton wasn’t expected news when I woke up this morning but I’m here for it anyways
Hot (medium?) take: Republicans won't even care. Because they are awful, mindless people who will believe whatever Fox News tell them to believe.
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hot (medium?) take: Republicans won't even care. Because they are awful, mindless people who will believe whatever Fox News tell them to believe.
Imagine going out on the course with your buddies and they see you just slathering your driver up with this shit on the first tee box
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Imagine going out on the course with your buddies and they see you just slathering your driver up with this shit on the first tee box
LinkedIn is the weirdest place on the internet. Looking at a dude I used to get wasted with in high school posting "so happy to talk to you about real estate tax today!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
LinkedIn is the weirdest place on the internet. Looking at a dude I used to get wasted with in high school posting "so happy to talk to you about real estate tax today!"
Gonna be lit when @aoc.bsky.social puts Schumer in a body bag and takes his seat. Sooner rather than later, please.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gonna be lit when @aoc.bsky.social puts Schumer in a body bag and takes his seat. Sooner rather than later, please.
Fun game: Ask your wife to name 5 Romans. Mine got to 5 by the skin of her teeth.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fun game: Ask your wife to name 5 Romans. Mine got to 5 by the skin of her teeth.
Ms. Rachel can cover it up all she wants but we all know she’s got a fantastic ass under those overalls
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ms. Rachel can cover it up all she wants but we all know she’s got a fantastic ass under those overalls
The fact that Jesse Welles exists gives me hope.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The fact that Jesse Welles exists gives me hope.
The biggest threat to society are the mother fuckers who meander aimlessly around Costco
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The biggest threat to society are the mother fuckers who meander aimlessly around Costco
Just finished Andor and WHAT DO YOU MEAN there will be no season 3!?!?!?
I have friends everywhere
I have friends everywhere
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just finished Andor and WHAT DO YOU MEAN there will be no season 3!?!?!?
I have friends everywhere
I have friends everywhere
dead on
Have you heard of “The Populist Playbook?”
A few years ago, I posted what I still consider one of my most important messages.
It was about “The Populist Playbook” that I’ve watched play out often over my 33+ years of city planning.
Since then, it’s only gotten worse.
Do the steps sound familiar?
A few years ago, I posted what I still consider one of my most important messages.
It was about “The Populist Playbook” that I’ve watched play out often over my 33+ years of city planning.
Since then, it’s only gotten worse.
Do the steps sound familiar?
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
dead on
You know what weirds me out? Dance as an art form. Theatrical dance. Ballet. Never understood it, still don’t.
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You know what weirds me out? Dance as an art form. Theatrical dance. Ballet. Never understood it, still don’t.
Shoutout to the dems for holding strong in this shutdown. It’s easy to rip on them but they clearly learned from last time.
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Shoutout to the dems for holding strong in this shutdown. It’s easy to rip on them but they clearly learned from last time.
Mark me down for on a bike and horny
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mark me down for on a bike and horny
Watching Zohran take NYC, soon the White House
a close up of a man 's face with the words he is the one
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words he is the one
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Watching Zohran take NYC, soon the White House
You know who needs to hang it up? Fuckin Bill Maher.
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You know who needs to hang it up? Fuckin Bill Maher.