Chzbrgr
@andychzbrgr.bsky.social
Everything is awful and nothing matters.
Ugh
Ugh
This is very realistic as long as you don't know how anything works
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This is very realistic as long as you don't know how anything works
I asked chat gpt and
a sign that says do n't count on it is on a record
ALT: a sign that says do n't count on it is on a record
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I asked chat gpt and
"but this Magic 8 Ball has a PERSONALITY!"
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
"but this Magic 8 Ball has a PERSONALITY!"
They would never publish something so explicit
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
They would never publish something so explicit
"we asked some dumb jocks about the theater department's production of Miss Saigon, here are their thoughts"
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
"we asked some dumb jocks about the theater department's production of Miss Saigon, here are their thoughts"
"Can't find 'em if we don't look for 'em"
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"Can't find 'em if we don't look for 'em"
What does doxxed even mean anymore
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
What does doxxed even mean anymore
Why don't you want more gadgets to charge all the time‽
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Why don't you want more gadgets to charge all the time‽
"Victim of the day" is some real 1984 shit
Like, thats better than "two minutes hate"
Like, thats better than "two minutes hate"
January 23, 2026 at 4:39 PM
"Victim of the day" is some real 1984 shit
Like, thats better than "two minutes hate"
Like, thats better than "two minutes hate"
Has he (Stewart) apologized for his covid takes yet?
January 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Has he (Stewart) apologized for his covid takes yet?
I'm pretty sure if I muted this word, I'd be happier
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I'm pretty sure if I muted this word, I'd be happier
They killed 80 people and kidnapped a head of state
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
They killed 80 people and kidnapped a head of state
Meh I blame the voters
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Meh I blame the voters
They bomb-scared hospitals. They've done this already.
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
They bomb-scared hospitals. They've done this already.
hey pope do you like ska?
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
hey pope do you like ska?
Can we make it accurate, please
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can we make it accurate, please