Andy
@andycal.bsky.social
I write hyper-local satirical pieces of guff every now and then, and I'm pretty good at SEO (don't tell anyone, it's a secret). I like beer, too.
👆 I feel this response won't get the kudos it deserves.
July 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
👆 I feel this response won't get the kudos it deserves.
To be fair, I've got a whole bunch of reasons, and this ain't on the list.
July 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
To be fair, I've got a whole bunch of reasons, and this ain't on the list.
Exactly the same as in the USA - the Democrats had the "educated" votes all wrapped up. They needed to aim lower.
It'll be interesting to see how the Tories handle this now. After being hammered in the general election, they seemed to go even more right-wing. A mistake.
It'll be interesting to see how the Tories handle this now. After being hammered in the general election, they seemed to go even more right-wing. A mistake.
May 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Exactly the same as in the USA - the Democrats had the "educated" votes all wrapped up. They needed to aim lower.
It'll be interesting to see how the Tories handle this now. After being hammered in the general election, they seemed to go even more right-wing. A mistake.
It'll be interesting to see how the Tories handle this now. After being hammered in the general election, they seemed to go even more right-wing. A mistake.
Stormzy/Five Guys for me.
March 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Stormzy/Five Guys for me.
There was one when Prince performed and it was amazing. All others have been a shitshow.
March 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There was one when Prince performed and it was amazing. All others have been a shitshow.
Jack Whitehall just made a funny joke re: Stormzy and Five Guys, but in general, it's excruciating guff. Apparently The Cure are on. If Reeves Gabriels doesn't swipe someone with his guitar, it's a moment lost.
March 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Jack Whitehall just made a funny joke re: Stormzy and Five Guys, but in general, it's excruciating guff. Apparently The Cure are on. If Reeves Gabriels doesn't swipe someone with his guitar, it's a moment lost.
It's confusing me. Why is it always so consistently crap?
March 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's confusing me. Why is it always so consistently crap?
The FB author posted this, which looks old and legit. www.bowiewonderworld.com/diaries/diar...
David Bowie Wonderworld - Mirabelle Diaries: March 1975
David Bowie's personal diary written for Mirabelle magazine from July 1973 to May 1975
www.bowiewonderworld.com
February 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The FB author posted this, which looks old and legit. www.bowiewonderworld.com/diaries/diar...
I think Ukraine will probably have something to say about that.
February 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I think Ukraine will probably have something to say about that.
He's an absolute goon.
February 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He's an absolute goon.
Exactly, that's unfortunately the problem. Until they get hit in the pocket, or worse, they just won't get it. It'll take a while.
February 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Exactly, that's unfortunately the problem. Until they get hit in the pocket, or worse, they just won't get it. It'll take a while.
I know I'm overly optimistic and also across the pond, but I really think things will spectacularly unwind for Trump. Until that happens, I guess all I can do is wish you the very best of luck.
February 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I know I'm overly optimistic and also across the pond, but I really think things will spectacularly unwind for Trump. Until that happens, I guess all I can do is wish you the very best of luck.
I get it. Life's a shitstorm and I dont envy you and your leaders. It's nearly beer o'clock here, I'll raise drink to you. <clinks glass>
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I get it. Life's a shitstorm and I dont envy you and your leaders. It's nearly beer o'clock here, I'll raise drink to you. <clinks glass>
You completely missed the bit I wrote after "Unless...". It was just a comment, I see no mic drop.
February 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You completely missed the bit I wrote after "Unless...". It was just a comment, I see no mic drop.
They really didn't rake anyone. It's obvious that these shows are scripted, unless, maybe, English isn't your first language or English humour isn't what you're used to. It was simply information. It's cool.
February 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
They really didn't rake anyone. It's obvious that these shows are scripted, unless, maybe, English isn't your first language or English humour isn't what you're used to. It was simply information. It's cool.
I would gladly chip in.
February 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I would gladly chip in.
I smell a lot of it here. Calm the actual fuck down.
February 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I smell a lot of it here. Calm the actual fuck down.
It's baffling. I mean, she surely knows this? It's bonkers, but we live in a world where people will believe it and repeat it anyway.
February 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It's baffling. I mean, she surely knows this? It's bonkers, but we live in a world where people will believe it and repeat it anyway.
Leopards, faces, eating etc. etc.
February 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Leopards, faces, eating etc. etc.
I really hope so. The orange buffon and his nazi sidekick need to suffer.
February 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I really hope so. The orange buffon and his nazi sidekick need to suffer.
Unfortunately, it takes a while, but history shows that they will be defeated. Their plans won't work.
January 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Unfortunately, it takes a while, but history shows that they will be defeated. Their plans won't work.
Well, that makes far better sense!
January 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Well, that makes far better sense!
This! I remember a local "radio personality" a few decades back who, for some reason, many held in high regard. His lack of compassion nearly led to someone being left in an extremely vulnerable position, and he couldn't see it. He was "right", simply because people bestowed fame upon him.
January 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This! I remember a local "radio personality" a few decades back who, for some reason, many held in high regard. His lack of compassion nearly led to someone being left in an extremely vulnerable position, and he couldn't see it. He was "right", simply because people bestowed fame upon him.