Andy Bresnan
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Andy Bresnan
@andybresnan.bsky.social
Avid utilizer of public coat racks. Good: facts, books, informed humor, kindness, consensus, spices/flavor, people.
That was a fun gig. Highlight: Lulu Peach asking her dad, during a lull, "Daddy, is that the Beatles?"
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Butteremails (shoot. too many letters)
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yah, but then I wake up and there it is, unexploded.
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ooh! Are they putting in an Arby’s?! It takes a village to fuck the nation, you know.
October 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My friend Tony the Shark and myself at the March in Bethlehem PA. An argument could be made that a large share of our emissions were contained in our outfits. Phew!
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh, yes! Mack Heath is creepy! So funny how that is just not there in Bobby Darin’s version. Except maybe that one drum fill later in the song where it sounds like drums and drummer are tossed down the stairs. 🙂
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My part was! I took a really deep breath at the beginning, and let it out 2 hours later.
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It’s a little bit of a specialty of mine, actually. One of the benefits of being 6’3” and large is that it tends to have a dampening effect on cowards. Which most of these assholes are.
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My grandmother always just
used a glass.
October 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yeah, and authoritarianism doesn’t do a lot of creeping.
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ok, sometimes this site makes me
crazy. I don’t generally follow the latest Swifty news, but what is this about? I just googled, and saw nothing but the new album… a curious public wants to know!
October 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I thank you, sir. I guess it's germane to point out, for the general public, that I have a small raft of health concerns, so that a mildly positive result stands out from the background noise a bit.
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Tom Clancy’s Siddhartha

Tom Clancy’s Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb

Tom Clancy’s Field Guide to Environmental Engineering for Development Workers: Water, Sanitation, and Indoor Air
August 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That’s some hefty cukes!
August 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I admit it. I would need a little food on the side.
August 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Nickelodeon played one song, once, in 1990. They send a mathematically indeterminate number between a dime and thirteen cents from time to time. And yes, that’s for the whole band.
August 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I bought ultra hi-res downloads of Nos. 4 to 9, Karajan (with the cover image on the left, the wing.) And they were crazy cheap! It drew me back to listening to him. I always feel kind of sad for him when listening. I feel like he needed to carouse with Mahler, making fun of Wagner a little.
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
On the positive side, that snide, smug smirk creates as much energy as a thousand suns. Sadly it's all in the form of heart's rage.
July 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM