Ruthless! Let’s see the GOP survive the Howitzer of pragmatism coming their way. Just when they think they can’t handle any more pragmatism? There’s more!
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ruthless! Let’s see the GOP survive the Howitzer of pragmatism coming their way. Just when they think they can’t handle any more pragmatism? There’s more!
Don’t ask me how I know this, but we don’t.
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Don’t ask me how I know this, but we don’t.
Yeah she looks like a handful.
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Yeah she looks like a handful.
The fact that they hired a white British person to quell the mob tells us all we need to know about what "American" means to MAGA people.
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The fact that they hired a white British person to quell the mob tells us all we need to know about what "American" means to MAGA people.
maybe she shoulda ran last time
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
maybe she shoulda ran last time
Now you can't even poo on the beach anymore?? Enough with this woke bullshit.
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Now you can't even poo on the beach anymore?? Enough with this woke bullshit.
The perfect Web 3.0 headline doesn’t exi—
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The perfect Web 3.0 headline doesn’t exi—
Oh man his property taxes are gonna go through the roof.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Oh man his property taxes are gonna go through the roof.
There doesn’t have to be an article about everything.
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There doesn’t have to be an article about everything.
October 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Was it the distance?
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Was it the distance?
This is the same energy as Ben Shapiro saying there was an "implicit promise" when Obama got elected that we were "post racial." These guys are really upset that Black people aren't done talking about race. They thought the election of Obama would rid them of this pestering forever.
October 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is the same energy as Ben Shapiro saying there was an "implicit promise" when Obama got elected that we were "post racial." These guys are really upset that Black people aren't done talking about race. They thought the election of Obama would rid them of this pestering forever.
I know which brain I’m fuckin
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I know which brain I’m fuckin
This is so silly. The person prompting her has to have the skill set of an entertainer. If so, that person is the asset. If not, this is just a composite photo of a bland pretty person.
October 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This is so silly. The person prompting her has to have the skill set of an entertainer. If so, that person is the asset. If not, this is just a composite photo of a bland pretty person.
Stop equivocating! Own your power! Believe in yourself, Donald!
September 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Stop equivocating! Own your power! Believe in yourself, Donald!
I said excuse me now can we drop this?
September 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I said excuse me now can we drop this?
And the award for Most 1989 Headline goes to
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
And the award for Most 1989 Headline goes to
Dear god the mummies are on the move!
September 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dear god the mummies are on the move!
I can’t imagine a more conspicuous way to meet in secret than to walk into an empty stadium and sit one row apart looking forward.
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I can’t imagine a more conspicuous way to meet in secret than to walk into an empty stadium and sit one row apart looking forward.
like, where the hell did they all come from?
September 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
like, where the hell did they all come from?
obviously by getting a friggin iconic haircut
August 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
obviously by getting a friggin iconic haircut