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Whooh Shropshire! Alright Wem? How bist Dawley? Oswestry couldn't be here tonight on account of being a paedophile.
June 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Whooh Shropshire! Alright Wem? How bist Dawley? Oswestry couldn't be here tonight on account of being a paedophile.
Heartfelt apologies to any French speakers out there. This is so English I'm thinking of buying a longbow and wearing tweed. #WritingWednesday #poem #poetry #FrenchHipHop
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Je n'écoute pas | AndyBennettPoet
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June 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Heartfelt apologies to any French speakers out there. This is so English I'm thinking of buying a longbow and wearing tweed. #WritingWednesday #poem #poetry #FrenchHipHop
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"What if, like, whales had wings, maan?"
A little alliterative vignette for today's #WritingWednesday #poem up now on my Patreon:
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A little alliterative vignette for today's #WritingWednesday #poem up now on my Patreon:
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Alliteration Bay | AndyBennettPoet
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June 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
"What if, like, whales had wings, maan?"
A little alliterative vignette for today's #WritingWednesday #poem up now on my Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/allite...
A little alliterative vignette for today's #WritingWednesday #poem up now on my Patreon:
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June 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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'As psychopomp, my role is not to judge...'
Today's #WritingWednesday is a brief encounter by the River Styx:
To see the other 13 lines, you'll need to join my Patreon. Surely £3 a month is a bargain for such whimsy? 😃
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Today's #WritingWednesday is a brief encounter by the River Styx:
To see the other 13 lines, you'll need to join my Patreon. Surely £3 a month is a bargain for such whimsy? 😃
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When Charon Met Karen | AndyBennettPoet
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May 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
'As psychopomp, my role is not to judge...'
Today's #WritingWednesday is a brief encounter by the River Styx:
To see the other 13 lines, you'll need to join my Patreon. Surely £3 a month is a bargain for such whimsy? 😃
www.patreon.com/posts/when-c...
Today's #WritingWednesday is a brief encounter by the River Styx:
To see the other 13 lines, you'll need to join my Patreon. Surely £3 a month is a bargain for such whimsy? 😃
www.patreon.com/posts/when-c...
Today's #WritingWednesday involves some very silly singing by me. Check it out on my Patreon. It's like 75p a week for a dose of raw, unfiltered Andy 😁
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Judas Bladder | AndyBennettPoet
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May 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Today's #WritingWednesday involves some very silly singing by me. Check it out on my Patreon. It's like 75p a week for a dose of raw, unfiltered Andy 😁
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May 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Today's #WritingWednesday poem is a sonnet called "Mary J. Green , Counsellor" and was prompted by Tim Andrews, one of my generous patrons 🥰
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Mary J. Green, Counsellor | AndyBennettPoet
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May 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Today's #WritingWednesday poem is a sonnet called "Mary J. Green , Counsellor" and was prompted by Tim Andrews, one of my generous patrons 🥰
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I reckon today's #WritingWednesday poem will come out as a sonnet...
May 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I reckon today's #WritingWednesday poem will come out as a sonnet...
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1. Tomorrow's my birthday and here's a gift you can get for me: Buy a small creator's work. Local band, indie writer, up-and-coming visual artist, that crafter down the street, or whomever. Your support matters to them, especially in this economic/social environment. And you deserve some joy, too.
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
1. Tomorrow's my birthday and here's a gift you can get for me: Buy a small creator's work. Local band, indie writer, up-and-coming visual artist, that crafter down the street, or whomever. Your support matters to them, especially in this economic/social environment. And you deserve some joy, too.
Today's #WritingWednesday is a twee little love song, but to read it, you'll need to be a subscriber to my Patreon. Sorry to be mercenary about it, but artists gotta eat 😇
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Lyrics for a Slowbear song | AndyBennettPoet
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May 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Today's #WritingWednesday is a twee little love song, but to read it, you'll need to be a subscriber to my Patreon. Sorry to be mercenary about it, but artists gotta eat 😇
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It's #BandcampFriday!
This poem has been known by many names over the years, though mostly by its refrain "Never Scroll Down". Here it is for you to stream and own for the low low price of 50p!
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This poem has been known by many names over the years, though mostly by its refrain "Never Scroll Down". Here it is for you to stream and own for the low low price of 50p!
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Internet Poem, by Andy Bennett
track by Andy Bennett
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May 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It's #BandcampFriday!
This poem has been known by many names over the years, though mostly by its refrain "Never Scroll Down". Here it is for you to stream and own for the low low price of 50p!
andybennettpoet.bandcamp.com/track/intern...
This poem has been known by many names over the years, though mostly by its refrain "Never Scroll Down". Here it is for you to stream and own for the low low price of 50p!
andybennettpoet.bandcamp.com/track/intern...
Today's #WritingWednesday poem is up on my Patreon. It's called BlueSkyWriting and has nothing to do with this platform 🙂
BlueSkyWriting | AndyBennettPoet
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April 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Today's #WritingWednesday poem is up on my Patreon. It's called BlueSkyWriting and has nothing to do with this platform 🙂
"Kick" (in snooker terms*) does not exist. I'll die on this hill if it becomes necessary. Which I doubt.
* In XS terms, it rocks, obvs.
* In XS terms, it rocks, obvs.
April 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Kick" (in snooker terms*) does not exist. I'll die on this hill if it becomes necessary. Which I doubt.
* In XS terms, it rocks, obvs.
* In XS terms, it rocks, obvs.
All writing projects have been suspended due to ankle pain that has taken over my brain 😣
April 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
All writing projects have been suspended due to ankle pain that has taken over my brain 😣
Wholesome Easter Tie Dye 🥰
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wholesome Easter Tie Dye 🥰
Poet, Comic. Comic Poet. Poetic Comic. Occasional Lyricist. Mostly fun with words.
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April 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Poet, Comic. Comic Poet. Poetic Comic. Occasional Lyricist. Mostly fun with words.
Likes: Adjectives
Dislikes: Writing a Bio
Likes: Adjectives
Dislikes: Writing a Bio
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
Excited to get tickets to see @josielong.bsky.social for the first time in aaages! Been a fan since loudly guffawing in the front row at Kindness & Exuberance at the Fringe a decade ago. Can't wait!
April 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Excited to get tickets to see @josielong.bsky.social for the first time in aaages! Been a fan since loudly guffawing in the front row at Kindness & Exuberance at the Fringe a decade ago. Can't wait!
Sad news about Val Kilmer. Tombstone is an all-time favourite, but Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang holds a special place in my heart.
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Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang — "Badly's An Adverb"
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April 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Sad news about Val Kilmer. Tombstone is an all-time favourite, but Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang holds a special place in my heart.
youtu.be/jUcgoTQs4eA?...
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That lasted about 3 hours then I had to have a lie down. MS is a bitch 😣
And we reach the sweet spot between Too Fkin Cold and Too Fkin Hot 😎
March 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That lasted about 3 hours then I had to have a lie down. MS is a bitch 😣
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At the heart of every attack on disability benefits is the myth disabled people “get perks”: a free car, loads of cash, a life off work. It misrepresents the reality of disability, whilst exploiting low wages and high living costs to make the public envy people in daily pain.
March 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
At the heart of every attack on disability benefits is the myth disabled people “get perks”: a free car, loads of cash, a life off work. It misrepresents the reality of disability, whilst exploiting low wages and high living costs to make the public envy people in daily pain.
And we reach the sweet spot between Too Fkin Cold and Too Fkin Hot 😎
March 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
And we reach the sweet spot between Too Fkin Cold and Too Fkin Hot 😎