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Motion pictures be like what if the doll was evil
May 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
By Executive Order, I am now going to Ban movies with sex scenes in them and heavily Tariff movies that display the Male Penis. It’s disgusting!
May 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
nothing like a steady diet of chik fil a and tiktok to maintain neuroplasticity
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If there’s one thing i want from switch 2 is for the cartridges to taste better
January 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If Taylor Swift is on your Spotify Wrapped, then you’re replaceable by AI
December 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
some photos from Savannah
November 30, 2024 at 6:24 PM
using the possibility of tariffs to justify even more reckless holiday spending doesn’t seem very lefty and anti-consumerist to me
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I think a reason right wingers have such a difficulty understanding that they lost an election because the notion of a “vote” is just too abstract for them.

You know, “just find me 11,000 votes” and all. It’s just an abstract number they want going up
October 29, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I suppose I appreciate the notion of purity tests. So, in that spirit, the greatest purity test for a leftist should be doing anything in your power to reject the fascist over all.
October 13, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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you cannot be a good person and support donald trump
October 12, 2024 at 4:40 PM
i feel like i could say this more concisely by just saying that “immigration” and “border security” are euphemisms and sublimations for simple racism. they’re elevating their bigotry to a policy framework
Is the border really that big of an issue for Americans, or is it just necessary for there to be three bullet points for news companies to fear monger and harp on? Am i just out of touch on this issue? fucking open the border i literally do not care
October 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
god maybe im just a fucking nerd but i still sometimes beam about that debate. i think we are seeing signs that our current timeline may actually be pretty good. things have been solid since a horrendous July. on the other hand if Trump actually wins after that performance will invert my insides
September 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Is the border really that big of an issue for Americans, or is it just necessary for there to be three bullet points for news companies to fear monger and harp on? Am i just out of touch on this issue? fucking open the border i literally do not care
September 11, 2024 at 3:13 AM
It’s absolute inanity that we have such god damn long election cycles. fucking media, man. it’s all for them. the pollsters and the pundits are never right. when you say enough things and create complicated enough models anything can get waved away in the noise of complications and caveats
August 17, 2024 at 3:53 AM
W for Wisconsin
RESULT: Wisconsin voters just *rejected* two constitutional amendments that legislative Republicans put on the ballot in a bid to weaken the powers of the governor and executive branch.

The AP just called both measures for the "NO," which is ahead 60% to 40% at the moment.
August 14, 2024 at 3:44 AM
The main big angst is that in 2016 and 2020 the polls were so incredibly wrong. And both times they exaggerated the democrats advantage. Unless theres evidence that this systematic polling bias has been somehow solved for the scary assumption is that they’re overexaggerating democratic support again
August 8, 2024 at 4:07 PM
the venn diagram of people who complain about taxes and people who buy lottery tickets has a surprisingly healthy area of overlap
August 5, 2024 at 5:25 PM
There’s nothing that is more efficient at making me angry than contemplating the electoral college
July 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM