Incredible! He's looking for an Estate Manager that should be getting paid at least double that and is expected to put out for a geriatric as well! Herald readers must be busting down the door. All the upmarket matchmaking people must have laughed him into the Plymouth Heralds office.

Yes that's not clear. He didn't score, just got sent off. The card symbol shouldn't be in brackets!

Careful now!

The Sealand National Team! Fantastic!

Wilsford cum Lake is the country seat of Sting and Trudy.

Wow the rice from Pakistan wrapper doesn't even have India on its map!

I've been to a Harvester, out of necessity rather than choice, and they were turning people away. Loads of tables but not enough staff, so fair play for being honest and not setting people down for a miserable wait.

The crust goes the way over the top. The ends are called heels.

Bananas. Mind you, a considerable percentage are challenged by maths once they've run out of fingers and toes.

The Bobby Ewing one was quite nice.

So the last three days have been a colossal waste of time? 😉

...and they love him so much.

Lovely. I wonder if the phone box is still there.

Clem Burke drumming for Bootleg Blondie set an excellent precedent.

A design classic.

Prawn Cocktail Wotsits.