Andy Nonimous
@andy-nonimous.bsky.social
Scientist resisting in the shadows of MAGAmerica. I like and repost like it's free!
Follow me if you are laughing and crying on a daily basis too. Uninterested in your aesthetic or brand. I may not be a smart man, but I know what phishing is, so don't DM.
Follow me if you are laughing and crying on a daily basis too. Uninterested in your aesthetic or brand. I may not be a smart man, but I know what phishing is, so don't DM.
We're 500 years early -brought to you by Carl's Jr.
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We're 500 years early -brought to you by Carl's Jr.
"I am the one able to take him down."
-Epstein 12/3/18
-Epstein 12/3/18
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"I am the one able to take him down."
-Epstein 12/3/18
-Epstein 12/3/18
Why does Bannon talk about how they'll all go to prison?
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why does Bannon talk about how they'll all go to prison?
Accidentally saw the Epstein files?
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Accidentally saw the Epstein files?
You're in so much luck!
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You're in so much luck!
A 3rd edit?!?
I'll evaluate and figure out what else changed. Weird thing to do. Curious how many there will be...
I'll evaluate and figure out what else changed. Weird thing to do. Curious how many there will be...
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A 3rd edit?!?
I'll evaluate and figure out what else changed. Weird thing to do. Curious how many there will be...
I'll evaluate and figure out what else changed. Weird thing to do. Curious how many there will be...
Rewrite just dropped: At first glance, she added one line:
"I will NEVER abandon other survivors."
Why she felt that was an important addition is beyond me. Still have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
"I will NEVER abandon other survivors."
Why she felt that was an important addition is beyond me. Still have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Rewrite just dropped: At first glance, she added one line:
"I will NEVER abandon other survivors."
Why she felt that was an important addition is beyond me. Still have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
"I will NEVER abandon other survivors."
Why she felt that was an important addition is beyond me. Still have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
Just in! I shared it before I even read it...
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just in! I shared it before I even read it...
The last thing from Nancy Mace 41 minutes ago...
Either she will withdraw or have to feign shock and clutch pearls. We'll see.
Either she will withdraw or have to feign shock and clutch pearls. We'll see.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The last thing from Nancy Mace 41 minutes ago...
Either she will withdraw or have to feign shock and clutch pearls. We'll see.
Either she will withdraw or have to feign shock and clutch pearls. We'll see.
Sure. Put your phone in it instead. Whatever.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sure. Put your phone in it instead. Whatever.
Can't wait for Thanksgiving...
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can't wait for Thanksgiving...
Not all heros wear capes. Some smell of mustard and onions.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Not all heros wear capes. Some smell of mustard and onions.
That's when I realized it wasn't 1974 McDonalds...
"I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster!"
"I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That's when I realized it wasn't 1974 McDonalds...
"I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster!"
"I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster!"
For those who struggle...
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
For those who struggle...
I'm guessing you didn't see this
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm guessing you didn't see this
I think you missed the joke
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I think you missed the joke
Last night I realized why I love Star Trek so much:
It's about a bunch of people that sincerely love each other and want everyone to be happy and succeed. They use the fruits of science to learn and grow, with a shared mission of peaceful discovery.
Live long and prosper.
It's about a bunch of people that sincerely love each other and want everyone to be happy and succeed. They use the fruits of science to learn and grow, with a shared mission of peaceful discovery.
Live long and prosper.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Last night I realized why I love Star Trek so much:
It's about a bunch of people that sincerely love each other and want everyone to be happy and succeed. They use the fruits of science to learn and grow, with a shared mission of peaceful discovery.
Live long and prosper.
It's about a bunch of people that sincerely love each other and want everyone to be happy and succeed. They use the fruits of science to learn and grow, with a shared mission of peaceful discovery.
Live long and prosper.
Pentagon top brass:
"I solemnly swear to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, unless I am afraid that it will be difficult or personally problematic, in which case, I will quit, and leave the job to someone who almost certainly won't."
🫡
"I solemnly swear to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, unless I am afraid that it will be difficult or personally problematic, in which case, I will quit, and leave the job to someone who almost certainly won't."
🫡
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pentagon top brass:
"I solemnly swear to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, unless I am afraid that it will be difficult or personally problematic, in which case, I will quit, and leave the job to someone who almost certainly won't."
🫡
"I solemnly swear to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, unless I am afraid that it will be difficult or personally problematic, in which case, I will quit, and leave the job to someone who almost certainly won't."
🫡
I wish a day could go by where I wasn't thinking about this.
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I wish a day could go by where I wasn't thinking about this.