Andy Havens
@andy-havens.bsky.social
Writer, marketing, light chaos
Turning 59 today...
100% cranky old man on the porch
12% teenage boy
3% folk legend that's no longer mentioned in the books because of problematic ideology
... I could stand to lose some weight.
100% cranky old man on the porch
12% teenage boy
3% folk legend that's no longer mentioned in the books because of problematic ideology
... I could stand to lose some weight.
July 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Turning 59 today...
100% cranky old man on the porch
12% teenage boy
3% folk legend that's no longer mentioned in the books because of problematic ideology
... I could stand to lose some weight.
100% cranky old man on the porch
12% teenage boy
3% folk legend that's no longer mentioned in the books because of problematic ideology
... I could stand to lose some weight.
Nice! You're in a tie with another friend.
I have none...
😥
I have none...
😥
June 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Nice! You're in a tie with another friend.
I have none...
😥
I have none...
😥
Schrodinger's Apocalypse
June 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Schrodinger's Apocalypse
At this pace of crazy, by November Trump will appoint an AI generated lizard as the Antipope of Alabama and order all people with the letter "M" in their name to be deported 43 degrees counter-clockwise.
June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
At this pace of crazy, by November Trump will appoint an AI generated lizard as the Antipope of Alabama and order all people with the letter "M" in their name to be deported 43 degrees counter-clockwise.
No one in real life uses the word "whopping." It's a copywriter giveaway. Consider swapping with "unbelievable" or rewriting the sentence to accommodate the term "fuck-ton."
PS. I'm from Ohio and donated 😁
PS. I'm from Ohio and donated 😁
June 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
No one in real life uses the word "whopping." It's a copywriter giveaway. Consider swapping with "unbelievable" or rewriting the sentence to accommodate the term "fuck-ton."
PS. I'm from Ohio and donated 😁
PS. I'm from Ohio and donated 😁