Andrew
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The only thing I’m guilty of is being Shea-mazing… and using way too many ellipses
Brb just pledging allegiance to his vibes
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Brb just pledging allegiance to his vibes
What listening to Robyn’s Honey feels like
October 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What listening to Robyn’s Honey feels like
The real housewives of the Blair witch house
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The real housewives of the Blair witch house
Who out here lying about a sample saying it’s a feature…
September 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Who out here lying about a sample saying it’s a feature…
Bronwyn is so strong bc if I had to read a text about me on national tv that said I “married a man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel” I would simply go into hiding
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Bronwyn is so strong bc if I had to read a text about me on national tv that said I “married a man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel” I would simply go into hiding
A yorgos lanthimos film starring Emma stone whose trailer features Chappell roan’s good luck babe was lab grown in a factory for me
August 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A yorgos lanthimos film starring Emma stone whose trailer features Chappell roan’s good luck babe was lab grown in a factory for me
There’s motherquakes happening on Survivor Australia vs the world that I never thought achievable
August 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
There’s motherquakes happening on Survivor Australia vs the world that I never thought achievable
One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel
August 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel
Growing older is just accepting that of course you need 3 remotes for your television
August 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Growing older is just accepting that of course you need 3 remotes for your television
Do you ever think an artist who painted chiaroscuro, but obstructed the actual light source, knew they were going to gag the girls???
July 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Do you ever think an artist who painted chiaroscuro, but obstructed the actual light source, knew they were going to gag the girls???
The gilded age is INSANE. What do you mean that a plot point is a guy trying to get his secret fiancée to be a bridesmaid at his sister’s wedding to an English Duke
July 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The gilded age is INSANE. What do you mean that a plot point is a guy trying to get his secret fiancée to be a bridesmaid at his sister’s wedding to an English Duke
Monday tomorrow after a long weekend
July 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Monday tomorrow after a long weekend
Did you hear? School’s cancelled because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact
July 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Did you hear? School’s cancelled because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact
Barry Lyndon may be a perfect movie, but the Barry Lyndon edit to 21 Savage’s “A Lot” is perfecter
July 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Barry Lyndon may be a perfect movie, but the Barry Lyndon edit to 21 Savage’s “A Lot” is perfecter
Bonus points if the other teammate is a woman who one of them dated in middle school
Just catching up on Pop Culture Jeopardy!… love how every man is gay and has his boyfriend on his team
July 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Bonus points if the other teammate is a woman who one of them dated in middle school
Just catching up on Pop Culture Jeopardy!… love how every man is gay and has his boyfriend on his team
July 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Just catching up on Pop Culture Jeopardy!… love how every man is gay and has his boyfriend on his team
Mistress getting sent home, otherwise…
Bosco winning a challenge on my birthday… rupaul thank you so much for this gift
July 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Mistress getting sent home, otherwise…
Bosco winning a challenge on my birthday… rupaul thank you so much for this gift
July 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bosco winning a challenge on my birthday… rupaul thank you so much for this gift
“I’ve decided to go the route of looking really fucking good!” Bosco you’re incredible
July 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“I’ve decided to go the route of looking really fucking good!” Bosco you’re incredible
Just got a cassette player for my birthday I’m about to be so unbearable, I’m sorry in advance
July 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just got a cassette player for my birthday I’m about to be so unbearable, I’m sorry in advance
Love that Julian Fellowes’ Vanderbilt stand in is SUCH a girl-dad
July 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Love that Julian Fellowes’ Vanderbilt stand in is SUCH a girl-dad
David Lynch really went to Twin Peaks casting directors and said “I only want the hottest people imaginable,” and they delivered
July 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
David Lynch really went to Twin Peaks casting directors and said “I only want the hottest people imaginable,” and they delivered
Alicia Silverstone in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie??? I can’t wait til she baby-bird feeds Emma Stone in the most fuckass fisheye lens ever… This is what cinema is meant to be
June 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Alicia Silverstone in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie??? I can’t wait til she baby-bird feeds Emma Stone in the most fuckass fisheye lens ever… This is what cinema is meant to be